Q: How pregnancy test is performed in Somalia?! A: Shove a piece of bread between the legs of the women and if the bread is bitten when you take it out, she is pregnant!

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What does it say on the back of Superman`s cape on the "new" movie? My other actor was an awesome dude, all I got now is this asshole... Moral: Christopher Reeve... takes lasers... shotguns, eats lava with his cornflakes... falls of a horse... dies... Moral2: HEY What is the booing for? This is the ANTI JOKE! SECTION... but now to my sincerest thoughts... Moral 3: R.I.P Christohper Reeve, he lived and died with hope... Dying happy while suffering from one of the worst things that can happen to a human being, is an inspiration to us all! True superman!

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taking out the trash... at night

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what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

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What did the shark say to the boat captain? So do you prefer cards or pool?

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If pro is the opposite of con what's the opposite of progress? Retrogression.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

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So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

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What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

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5 Jewish men walk into a bar and are expected to be treated nicely

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Allah walked into AK Bar

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why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink successfully, pays, and leaves. Three weeks later he dies tragically.

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My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

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Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

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Why did Jimmy not go to school? Because Jimmy, along with his family, were killed in a horrible house fire. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Jimmy...

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What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

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why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

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Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

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What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

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Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

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Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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