- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

why did the girl fall off the swing? her dad threw a refrigerator jlr

Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road.

why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face

Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

My mind is like full of holes so I cannot remember where I am anymore, and I am tired in addition, but say, what the hell is a tussle? Sounds cute, but what is that?

Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

I'm on the Seafood Diet. I eat seafood to replace fatty red meats, in conjunction with fruit and vegetables.

Q:Why is the WMBA so unsuccessful? A:Barely anyone watches it

Where did Jimmy go during the bombing? An underground shelter where he would be kept from harm.

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what does the monster eat after going to the dentist? the dentist

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