- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

A sign at the drug rehab centre said keep off the grass. Jimmy thought it was a joke. So the groundskeeper chopped his legs off.

What the problem with writing an anti-joke? Trying to not come up with a punchline.

What's black and white and red all over? A domestically abused bi-racial woman.

E M I L Y L Y N C H B I L L I E J E A N L A R K I N YEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

What is Brown And Sticky ? ......... a Stick

How do you make a man cry? you torture him

What's worse then getting socks on Christmas? Being murdered by a bear.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

What's funny about a car accident involving three children, a widow, and a dog? Nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To be eaten.

What's worse than finding a worm in your Holocaust? Oh, wait, I said it wrong...

Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? Its funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small. Also dinosaurs can't even talk!

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

What do black people and apples have in common? - They both look good hanging from trees.

roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

how do you kill a blond? give her a gun and tell her it a blow dryer

Why did the little girl cry in school? Because she remembered her parents were both in prison. She is in a state run foster academy.

A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No it's Supe- oh wait it is a plane

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