- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a man cry? you torture him

What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his kids.

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

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Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

Why did the bunny cross the road? Because it waited until a car was driving by and then got run over.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice titttttss.

Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

Two doctors were performing open heart surgery on a 54-year old woman. The surgery was a success, and she is now living comfortably in Portland, OR. She enjoys sweet tea.

why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

what do u tell a woman who has two black eyes? nothing, somebody already told her twice.

mohammed ali walks into a bar, gets a drink, signs a few autographs , and a good time is enjoyed by all.

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

what's bloody and sweet? A squashed mosquito sprinkled with sugar.

Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

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