- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

Why did Lisa fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms... A: Knock Knock B: Whos there? A: Definitely not Lisa....

what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

The awkward moment when you find your wife on the online dating site you are on.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

what do you call a girl with a pumpkin spice coffee in her hands? Jenifer

What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

whats purple and attacks like a bear? a purple bear

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

Why did the bartender leave the bar? He worked really long hours and finally needed some time to sleep.

why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

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