There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

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What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

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A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because pterodactyls along with all other dinosaurs have been extinct for millions of years.

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Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

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Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

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A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

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Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

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I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

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What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

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Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

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What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

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why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

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So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

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The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

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Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

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you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

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What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

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The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

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I HATE GEORGE LOPEZ

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What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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