What do you call a black man riding a bike? A hard worker, he saved up his money for weeks trying to buy a bicycle.

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why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face

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what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

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Why couldn't the pirate watch the violent movie? Because pirates died along time ago

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Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

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why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

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So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

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how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

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What does the average fishermen catch Fish

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why did the girl fall off the swing? her dad threw a refrigerator jlr

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A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

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Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

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What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

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caoimhin is a dorty carrot

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

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the economy.

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Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

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Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

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Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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