Roses are red Violets are blue Plants are green because of the high levels of mitochondria in their cells.

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

A terrorist robs a walrus.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

I was lying in bed looking at the stars in the sky What did i think to myself? Were the heck is the ceiling???

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

What's black and chrispy inside? A black guy with bonecancer

when life throws you lemons you should probably get out of the way because it will hurt

Did you hear about the Polish couple taking selfies while on vacation in Portugal? They fell off a cliff and died in front of their children. True story.

Roses are car Violets are giraffe this poem makes no sense microwave

Why did the chicken cross the road...

What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

Two fish we're in a tank.. Yup.

whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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