- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

Q. why did the chicken cross the road A. damn it this joke is a million years old shut up

Thats so awesome, I was totally not not going to tell you and when I saw I did not not type it I totally did it anyways, but why did it last even though stuff timed out? I am like so wet.

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

How do you kill a domb blond? Shoot her in the head.

Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

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