In your case, maybe because it is time to stop thinking so much, and begin living life, if the world cannot appreciate a wise man such as yourself, maybe that man should stop being wise, and begin being happy.

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There would not be any me in we, you would have to hijack a media station, you would instantly be branded terrorists, and even if you where not, do you believe that you could have used the media in order to spread individuality, or would you simply have sought to control the masses like the rest? I am not saying that television is wrong, I am saying that as long as there are not enough people willing to think for themselves, and remain loyal to us and themselves, something which we failed at when we where at our greatest peak, then we are all media zombies eventually, and I do not mind, complacency is better than a constant struggle for survival.

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I told my friend one of these anti-jokes, he took it seriously and beat my head with a bat.

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What do you call a man covered in bees? Nothing, you'll startle the bees!

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Okay, this is a real joke: A guy slips on a banana and falls down in the most funny way ever, so a girl nearby starts laughing when she suddenly realizes the guy is bleeding profoundly, so she runs over to help, but it turns out the blood was just ketchup so... Just then they both got run over and killed by a car.

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Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

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Why did the chicken cross the road!? He was supposed to be dead! You are by far the most incompetent chicken assassin we've ever had. You're fired.

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Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

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A fish swims up your penis...

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My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

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Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

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How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

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What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

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what do yo call two dog? dogs.

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What did the man say to the woman before he had sex with her? "May I have sex with you, please?"

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Joe:Hi Steve how was your day? Steve:Fine why do you ask? Joe:Because I am gay. Steve:Well if you are so happy tell your sister.

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how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

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a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

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A Mexican, an Italian and an American all walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have pleasant conversation, and all return home to loving families safely and securely.

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My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

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roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

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What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

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what is red and smells like paint red paint

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