- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm going to murder you Did you look behind you?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

why did the jewish man die answer The hollucost

Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

What happened to the chicken when it crossed the road? Nothing because the cars that almost hit it swerved off the road.

mohammed ali walks into a bar, gets a drink, signs a few autographs , and a good time is enjoyed by all.

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice titttttss.

Two doctors were performing open heart surgery on a 54-year old woman. The surgery was a success, and she is now living comfortably in Portland, OR. She enjoys sweet tea.

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

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