How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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Why couldn't the little boy open his bedroom door? He was dead.

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what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

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Why did the camel cross the road? He was off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of OZ.

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Q: why was the women out of the kitchen? A: Probably to partake in one of her many hobbies.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

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So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

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Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunett: i don't know Blonde: NOBODY KNOWS!!!

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Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

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Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

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if a dog won't bark, there's no way you can teach it to talk.

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Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

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How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy masterbating.

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What did the (real) wrestler say to the U.F.C guy? Probably something nice because most U.F.C fighters were wrestlers.

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God made Coke God made Pepsi God made me, Oh so sexy

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What smells like weed? the person who smoked it.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Question :how many does an episode of Power Rangers show the power rangers face answer I'm not that big with power rangers.

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*Guy and Jar of Chunky Peanut Butter* Guy; "Hey you're chunky" Peanut Butter; "I know"

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A man has a parrot who repeats everything the man says. He constantly complains about his mother-in-law and everytime he says her name it follows with the word bitch. One day she makes a suprise visit and he greets her with a "Oh hello Doris" , he looks in horror to see if the parrot will call her a bitch but instead finds the parrot dead because he forgot to feed it for 4 days.

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Its easy they said, just type your text below they said, so I did

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Did you know that if you stacked enough elephants to reach from the earth to the moon, all those elephants would die?

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So a blonde, brunete, and red head are all on the side of the road for prostitution. so a man walks up to the red head with money. she takes it and runs off. a man goes up to the bruenete and hands her money, but she also takes it and runs. so a man walks up to the blond with money and she says "wait...we get paid to do this?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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