- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

The first train go fowards at 250 mph, and the second train takes a left, how many pancakes are on my rooftop? - The answer is purple because aliens don't dribk coffee

Why didn't Jane go to school last Thursday? It was summer. No one went to school last Thursday.

Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

What do porn stars do after they retire? No clue but some idiot made a movie about it.

once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

A man went skydiving and tragically died.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

Whenever someone asks you why you're sad, always remember this simple answer so that people won't keep asking you more questions: "Because Hitler died"

Why cant Helen Keller driver? She's a woman

so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

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