- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

Where did Jimmy go during the bombing? An underground shelter where he would be kept from harm.

Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

How do you kill a domb blond? Shoot her in the head.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

A drunk guy walks into a car

Q: What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? A: Getting your face smashed with a hammer.

A man walks into a bar, he sits down.

A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

joe: guess what. Bob: what. Joe: nothing I just wanted to talk

What's better then finding an apple in the Holocaust? Finding a tunnel under the fence.

Lol, she does not think anything, she knows. Its not unfaithfulness if you ask for permission and are granted so because the trust is strong and mutual.

My girlfriend told me "Give me twelve inches and make it hurt" I ejaculated prematurely and fell asleep.

Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

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