- Anti Joke

George Bush=Bush Dick Cheny=Dick Colin Powell=Colon Condoleezza Rice=Rice One of these doesn't belong here.

Why are Asian people bad drivers? Coincidental cases of blurred vision.

Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

Why did the road cross the chicken? Well, according to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheel chair.

69...you know how awkward this is now...

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Yo mamma is so dumb, she bought a Wii and was satisfied with her purchase

why did the Asian father want his son to be a doctor? because he wants his son to live good life so he could have a loving family and a payable job.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

Obama lin Baden.