What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

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Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

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How did the blond become a pilot? By attending flight school, graduating, applying to an airline to which she subsequently was hired to, taking frequent training courses, and beginning work.

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Please ignore this statement.

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What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

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You know what really grinds my gears? Insufficient lubricant.

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Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

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What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

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How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

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race-car = rac-ecar

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What floats in the toilet and looks like a log? A log.

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A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

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Why did the pig cross the ocean? So he could be eaten by Americans.

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How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

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How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

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Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

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Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy wuzzy had cancer.

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My friends all use twitter but i dont know how to use it, so i said i will carry a megaphone around saying what i am doing at random times. Like yesterday i was in the library so i said into my megaphone "i am in the library" Yay i got 3 new followers, 2 of them were cops. Jokes From Blox Computers Corporation [Thailand] Bellow Joke In Thai: ?????? Twitter ???????????????? ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ? ???????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? "i am ??????????" ??????????????? 3, 2 ????????????????????

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What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

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