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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

A tall German man and a short Ukrainian woman walk into a pub and sit down for a drink. The German, not wanting to seem rude, asks the Ukrainian how her day has been. The Ukrainian smiles confusedly as she doesn't understand German.

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

What did the Jew do before the movie? He turned off his cell phone.

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares?

Why do dogs walk across the street? Cause they can

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? People leading healthy, active lives physically and socially.

There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

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Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin Before He Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

My mom farted, now it smells, ewe. My mom just took of her shirt, BONER! My, friends mom took off her shirt, now he has a boner. We both have boners, and it smells bad. This is weird, me and my friend are very similar, except my mom farted and his mom did not. Now I hate my mom. UN-BONER!

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

Q: What is the difference between a moose and a cow? A: How they're spelled.

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