- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did hayley say to missy last night? I'm tired bye

What did the nun eat for breakfast? Baseballs.

What do you call a dead guy under the ocean? Murder.

Three kids are playing on the swings. One of the kids falls off. He then gets up, gets back on the swing and continues playing.

the wild black man is searching for food. He spots a KFC, and goes wild. He then proceeds to get in line.

A little boy had a candle by his bedside. It fell over. The candle was fake, and it didn't burn down his house. When he woke up, he picked up the candle, put it back on his nightstand and had a wonderful day.

A man was shot. He died.

what's brown and sticky? A Stick

what looks like a banana? a penis

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

What's the best time to go to the dentist? Whenever your appointment is scheduled.

What Sound does a baby make in a blender? I don't know I'm to busy masturbating to it

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares

why was the frog sad..... because it was stappled to the boys face

My wife's star sign was Cancer and its quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

what did the boy say to the alien? ET i will protect you. The alien slaps him for being stupid

What does aaron eat for dinner Answer- Fat Finger HAHAHAHAHA

Why did the accident happen? The breaks on the car stopped working. Why did the breaks stop working? The driver was drunk.

What goes up and down but never physically moves? My grade.

Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

i am a slasher, a slasher of prices to get to the other side. poop goo goo gaga

Dear Anti Jokes> A black guy walks into a bar...He says hey u Idiot Gimme that Root Beer.. Tony Fast says IDIOT U GET OUTA HERE RIGHT NOW!Black women gets a gun and shoots his son... Tony Fast says im callin the cops on u then they kill alll. And they got hit by a bus. By TobyTurner

Why was the math text book so worried....… Because he had to many problems

Two ducks are in a bathtub. One duck says, "Hey, pass me the soap." The other duck says, "What do I look like, a type writer?"

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