- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Doesn't matter get in the van.

how many Ethiopians can you fit in a bathtub? all of them.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

A man walks to a baseball game what does he see? Many people

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had very recentley made his escape from a nearby farm, of which was owned by a man close to dying of a Rhabdoid Tumor. His family was in mourn.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Your mom is so ugly that you should buy her a paper bag to cover her face because she is just so very unattractive that it burns mine and everyone else's eyes.

... a man has made himself a poop sandwich , refused to eat it and threw it away because it disgusted him ....

Koolaid is red, Poweraid is blue, Gatorade is yellow, My urine is brown... looks like i have a bladder infection.

My name is Matt and I am homosexual. Just kidding. My names Rick.

A lion and a cheetah raced each other and the cheetah won Lion: "man you're a cheetah!" Cheetah: "no you're lion!" Then the cheetah tears off the lions head and feeds it to their babies

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