What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

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2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

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I was gonna make a gay joke but those are insensitive, and gays have feelings like everyone else

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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When lives gives you lemons you might just be dyslexic, because life cannot actually give you lemons

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side.

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What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

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a fat man walks out of mcdonalds

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Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

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Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

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A Higgs Boson walks into a church, and the priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Boson's in here," and the Higgs Boson says, "But I thought Christianity promised acceptance to everyone who believes."

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

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Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

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so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

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What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

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What did I say to my mum this morning? Good morning.

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Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

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I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

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If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The Police.

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How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb

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It is better to have loved and lost, Than to have fallen, bleeding, into shark-infested waters.

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A man goes up to an old friend and says: "Help me, I just found out that my friend is gay! What should I do!?" The other man replies: "If there is no problem, I cannot help you... Yet, there is one. Your homophobia. I suggest that you see a therapist immediately and I hope that you can get over the fact of the contemplation of a sexuality."

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A homeless man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What will it be?" The homeless man says, "Nothing. I have no money."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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