- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

What did hitler give his granddaughter? A gas bill.

four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. The chicken was run over by a truck before he could get to the other side

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

How many People does it take to change a lightbulb? One

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

Why did you step on my watermelon?

Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

Why did the girl scream? She was being raped.

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