- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Lil Wayne's song 6 foot 7 foot was named after my wewe

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

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What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

Why cant Stevie Wonder see his friends? Because he is married.

Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

What's funny to laugh at dying? JEWS!

You know what rhymes with school? Hell.

Why did the boy only have one arm? tigers make terrible pets

Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

How do you wake a clown up? By pouring vinegar in his eyes.

how do you make a baby cry? you throw a brick at it's face!

A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

knock knock whos there? jew jew who ? jew son o a b**** ? (aimed at ight wing racist jews)

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch"

How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

seven guys rob a bank, they share it in this ratio 2:2:2:4:2:5:2 who got the most money? you don't know

An under aged girl walks into a bar. She couldn't have done so without a fake ID and early development.

knock knock who's there the german police now pack your stuff and get out

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

Two latino men are drinking at a bar. Suddenly, one man falls off his barstool, unconscious. Later that day, he was diagnosed with pancreatitis, and died never having dealt with his severe alcoholism.

What's long, hard, and black, and goes into wet things? A submarine.

Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

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