An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

what do u tell a woman who has two black eyes? nothing, somebody already told her twice.

What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

3 black guys are in the back of a car. Who is driving? A taxi driver

Roses are red violets are blue you better run I see you

What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To distract everyone from the Mexican.

What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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