What's going to happen you? Your going to die just like everyone else in the world. Don't laugh, it's not funny

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what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

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why did the man stop his bike he was having a heart attack

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red I am High How about you?

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Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

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Do you know how to save a drowning laywer? Approach with caution as drowing victims can panic, thus pushing you under. If possible throw a floatation device rather than go in yourself, or hold out a stick and instruct them to grab one end while you pull them in with the other. If necessary perform CPR. Call an ambulance and monitor for hypothermia.

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"You know what sucks?" "Vaccuumes?" "You know what metaforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "You know what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

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Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

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a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

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yo mama is so fat that a kid said to her ' The White Buddha Has Returned'

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a dog in your apple

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Yo mamma so stupid... She's considering going to college to get a better education

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What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

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A: Knock Knock (pause) B: Please use the doorbell, it is very late and I like to be considerate of my neighbors

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One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

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all these jokes are horrible now

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A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

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Nero, sure you are okay?

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What's the worst part about aids? Telling your wife and kids.

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why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

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Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

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What do you call a sausage with no sauce? A giraffe.

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A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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