- Anti Joke

Eeny meeny miny mo, Catch a tiger by it's toe, If he hollers let him go, Because if you don't he would attack you and go straight for you're neck and you would die a painful death...

Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

9/11 jokes are just plane wrong

How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why was the man so cold? He was in a fridge

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one. It should only take one person to demonstrate such a simple task, regardless of their hair color.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

What's green, covered in cookie crumbs, and lies in a ditch? A Girl Scout that was hit by a car.

Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't so much cross the road as he did go down the road, to the supermarket, where he was sold to a family of 5, and taken down yet another road to the family's house, where they enjoyed a nice family dinner.

Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

what do all elephants have in common? they are all monkeys

Q: What do you call a barn full of black people? A: Antique farm equipment.

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

What hurts like hell? HELL

MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

how did the blonde get a concussion? she didnt see the pole in front of her.