- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

what do you get when you cross ruddell with a chicken? still a prick

What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

How do you define an unsatisfactory kitchen? It won't have a woman chained to the oven.

What do you get when you cross a sheep with a lion? A dead sheep.

scraggle is in you pillow case

whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

Roses are red Violets are blue Plants are green because of the high levels of mitochondria in their cells.

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

What's black and chrispy inside? A black guy with bonecancer

Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: (sigh) Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust emerging from hell.

An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

What did the Jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

A terrorist robs a walrus.

Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

I was lying in bed looking at the stars in the sky What did i think to myself? Were the heck is the ceiling???

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