why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

What happens when you run over a mexican? The country gets one less illegal immigrant.

A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

Why was the man sent to the hospital? He got crushed by a flying refrigerator.

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

Why did you step on my watermelon?

Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

Why did the girl scream? She was being raped.

Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

"Roll back into the kitchen and imagine me a sandwich!" yelled the abusive husband to his paraplegic wife.

Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can

Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

What did hitler give his granddaughter? A gas bill.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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