- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ! Doctor- What is ? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?

three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

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