a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

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What did the us reporter say? nothing as his head was in a isis members bin

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friend' Knock Knock! you; no one home go away

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So let's pretend two men that had been friends for a very long time, one man asks the other man how he is, so the man tells the other man how he is doing. Then that man asks the other man how he is doing. The two men were engaged in a very interesting conversation. What did the men do next? Nothing. We're pretending, remember?

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Why can't monkeys and kuala bears get along? Because they are two entirely different species that cannot communicate with each other...

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The last head of Satan, is oh but what you blamed upon Your faults, Your sins. The thoughts of Madness written here, yet potent enough to cloud Your thoughts.... Wait not forever children of man, as eternity is at its peak, the false prophet IS AMONGST US! But what side is he on? The last ditch attempt to protect humanity from a raging jealous vengeful God? Say it is not so! Say that darkness is not the only thing standing against you and eternal damnation... ...Yet you killed his only true child, you stole his name, his essence... Even his Identity... ...Even the Angels white are powerless to stop him, Your maker, Your true maker, for what is the grief of the holy, from which you took his only son... ...As you celebrate once and once anew... :...Merry CHRISTmas, to all of those of you all now left behind... Celebrate it well, as before the world reaches 2017, is where it all ends...

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How do you stop a baby from spinning round a washing line. Hit it in face with a baseball bat.

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yo momma so fat, it appears she has two chins

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Vancouver Canucks Hater: What time is? Another Vancouver Canucks Hater: 6 past Luongo

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Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family

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Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and now has two jobs to support her family.

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What do you call a bad joke website? anti joke

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How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

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dyslexics of the world untie!

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What did the Po-Po do to the speeding Mexican? Gave him a ticket.

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Obama Getting Re-Elected.

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Who is married to Uncle Joke? Antijoke.

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Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

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Hi! This is Ms.McGruder you two boys in my office at 3:00 p.m. today

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Why are anti jokes so repetitive? Because you're reading too many, get off your computer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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