- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

What do you call a million pigs jumping out of an aircraft? Bacon.

If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

"Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's parents?" "No" "Neither has he"

Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

What's funny about a black person, a Jew, and a mexican's graves being side by side? Nothing.

what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

What do you get when you cross a rainbow with a unicorn, baby, helmet, a bag of sugar, some watermelons, and a jewish guy's hair? A rainbow unicorn baby helmet with a bag of sugar and some watermelons. and some jewish guy's hair.

Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

Why is there a corpse in this TV box? Bob was never a great skydiver.

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

Why did the dog bark? Because he wanted to.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Your neighbor. Ok, Come in.

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