- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

A kid a jew and a child molester walk into a room . what happens next? Nothing there in a room.

How do you take money from a Mexican? You don't because they have none.

Knock Knock Who is there? Orange Orange who? Orange-Banana

Roses are blue Violets are red I shot your valentine Straight in the head

What's worse than getting a paper cut? Getting shot in the face.

I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

Why did the rose look so brown? Because it was dead

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

What did the man do when he got home from work? Hit his wife.

Q: My hands are queefing vaginas A: Milk isn't wearing underwears

if life gives you lemons. squeeze one into your moms eye.

how many dirty stinkin apes does it take to put in a lightbulb? 3 dirty stinkin apes, 1 dirty stinkin ape to put in the lightbulb and 2 dirty stinkin apes to throw feces at each other

Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

Knock Knock.

How do you choke a lawyer? You squeeze his neck until he stops breathing.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it was diagnosed with cancer and didn't want to live any more

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

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