How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

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what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

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A man walks into an oven. He suffers severe burns and dies on a hospital bed

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whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

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If you throw a red stone in a blue lake what does it become? Simply a wet stone.

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Your dad walked into a bar. It was a gay bar.

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SteVen Hawking wals into a bar

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whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket.

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is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

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How do you get 100 Africans in a phone box? Throw a can of beans in there.

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A baby walks into a bar and the bartender says.... Where is your mom?

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Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

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Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

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John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

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A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

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I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

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Knock knock knock OCD

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

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Q Whats the difference between a pich fork with watermelons and a pitch for with dead babies stuck on. A The pitchfork with the dead babies were severly shot in the kidneys and then the heart. Blake

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Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

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What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

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Why did Jimmy drop his Ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

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What the difference between an apple and a pear One of them is red

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Anti Joke

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