- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than finding a joke in a cracker? finding an anti joke in a cracker.

Once ther was a happy little boy and he was just playing with his dinosaur when he was hit by the school bus that was supposed to take him to school. The End

what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

What do you call a guitar with only one string? A guitar.

what did the white car look like... a black car but the color is different

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

Science fact: what would happen if you lined up all the veins in your body? You would die.

A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

How many light bulbs does it take to garner an unnecessarily large crowd of a single ethnic group of people working together to simultaneously replace said light bulbs and uphold their cultural stereotypes? What the hell's a light bulb? I'm a culturally illiterate Amish man.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

Q: How much jizz does a gay guy have? A: a butt load

Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he was late for a meeting

If i wanted your 2 cents i'd rob you

How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

A man is walking on the beach and notices a shiny brass lamp on the ground. He picks it up, polishes it and then sells it for a reasonable amount of money at a local pawnbroker.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

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