- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

Why couldn't the baker get a new car? Because he lived in a recession and nobody was buying his cakes.

What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

Where did the AIDS victim go on vacation? To the hospital.

You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower. A Mexican that is fresh out of college and does not yet own a lawnmower.

2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

what's 6 inches long and women love? my penis

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

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