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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

Why was the little boy bald? Because he had leukaemia

Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

What did the girl get with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

How do you stop a bus? You try to wave down the bus driver, they're usually nice people who will stop for you if you put in some effort and act appreciative.

A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

knock knock who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.

What do you call a sober man driving a car? a designated driver

Why was a black man in a police car? He is a police officer.

What do you call a black man in the south? An example of diverse America

What is similar about Michael Jackson and Walmart? Nothing they have nothing to do with each other

There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store my nuts for winter now I am dead". Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? The chicken doesnt understand the concept of a street so it was most likely just wandering across the street

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Against city ordinates, an old woman was keeping chickens in her suburban back yard. One escaped, and there was no where else to go.

Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

What do you call three Asian people eating a cat? A tragic last resort for a starving family.

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