- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

Q: What happens when a Jew with a boner runs into a wall? A: He breaks his nose.

Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the hospital because his wife has multiple STD's

Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

Roses are red, violets are blue if God makes us beautiful, Who made you?

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

If you're happy and you know it get a life

How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

I have read and agreed to the terms of service

Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

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