Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis

What do you get when you mix a elephant and a rhino? A nasty tasting smoothie.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm locked in someone's basement, Please help me.

Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

roses red violets blue my name chad i stupid

knock knock whos there? nobody

Why did the chicken cross the road? -I do not believe chickens like being questioned of their motives. We should leave them alone.

You tell me. I have amnesia.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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