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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's worse than falling off a mountain A: Falling off a mountain into a pile of spikes

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

what do you call a jew hanging from a tree? dead

Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherfing snakes on that motherfing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

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why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

John: Spell IT Mike: Q-U-A-D-R-A-M-E-C-H-A-N-I-C-S

What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

Roses are red. I f***** a dude. you're a failed abortion. I never loved you.

A man is walking on the beach and notices a shiny brass lamp on the ground. He picks it up, polishes it and then sells it for a reasonable amount of money at a local pawnbroker.

you need 2 pple for this. Ask me if im a tree? Are you a tree? no

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

How do you kill a blonde? You wait until she dies of old age, then copyright her death.

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

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