- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

If you don`t see a banner here, it doesn`t mean it wont come back to annoy you whenever it feels like.... P.S, Advertising helps us get rich while permanently harming your ability to focus, Please be understanding! PS: Why the hell do they use capital letters after you know, Commas? its, Weird!

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

Hey! Do you like fishsticks? Me too :)

roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

Why was the leaf green? Chlorophyll

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

A priest a rabbi and the dalai lama walk into a bar. They decided to order the hotwings...... Why do u care??? : )

A guy walks into a bar and says, "I'm Japanese". The guy at the counter says "What a coincidence! I am Japanese too." He gets seated and the guy next to him says, "I'm Japanese too." The bar is in Japan.

Whose your daddy? Not me

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

I like playing in the balls. I like balls.

A psychotic man steals a Police Officer's handgun, the man runs down the street. What happened? He fell in a hole and died.

A White guy, Black guy and Hispanic are all on the same bus. They get off at their predetermined stops and continue their day.

What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

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