what do you call a man with no arms or legs? numerous abusive terms as you kickk him to death.

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Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

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What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

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three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

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How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

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What did Reed read? A. Read?

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Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

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this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

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Why was the unemployed dolphin trainer so sad? His life has no purpoise. In an unrelated topic, how is he unemployed id he is a dolphin trainer?

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Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

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What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

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Have you seen the newest starwars? What movie? I mean that episode where stars fight... Will Smith vs Keanu Reeves? I am talking about the stars in the sky firing at each other! You know, those star pilots on planes... Flown by Will Smith and Keanu Reeves? BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! (You heard that one in your head)

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A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

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A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

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what did one computer say to the other .........

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5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

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What do you call a purple apple? Bruised.

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My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

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What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

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My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They then proceed to bake into tasty pastries which are then eaten for snacks or maybe a light breakfast.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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