- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

what did the 14 year old boy get for christmas? nothing because he his sitting in prison for killin his parents and is serving a life sentence.

A man walks in the a bar Now he has 3 missing teeth

A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

Q: how do you test the sharpness of a knife A: stab someone MR

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Rebecca black walked into a bar. She was then escorted out because she is under-aged.

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

I saw GESUS and SHE's BLACK

So theres this Jew, right? He got shot to death.

Y' can't spell rape without ape.

What was Hellen Keller's dogs name? dhfgbvskjne How did Hellen Keller's dog die? Natural causes.

Why did the schizophrenic chicken cross the road? He had to go to the clinic, the poor dear.

look at your sister now look at me now look at your sister now look at me you probably have now realized that you cant see me.

Person 1: what is 2 + 2? Person 2: 4 Person 1: no Person 2: what is it than? Person 1: vagina

Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. The prior sentence is a grammatically correct sentence in American English.

The cast of the 'Jersey Shore' is the worst thing to happen to the Jersey shore

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