- Anti Joke

Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

A horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks: "How's the family?" The Horse says: "they are fine." Everyone runs out screaming because Horses can't talk, except the bartender. He has a mental illness.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because her dad pushed her too hard -Knock knock -Who's there? -Suzie, I'm dead now with a knife through my neck and I'm ready to kill you since you didn't forward that chain letter, now hold still so I can chop off your toes one by one and peel your skin off then leave a bloody mess for your parents -k

A Jewish man answered his phone one day. The man on the line said he'd kill him and all his family. The Jewish man then hung up the phone and resumed his everyday life.

Did you hear the one about the guy who went his whole life without ever telling a joke? He was still funnier than David Letterman.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a person cry? You bury them alive.

What is worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

Knock knock! Who's there? Alan okay come in

Why does 1+1=2? Dunno, e-mail me if you do.

A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .