How do you make a clown happy then sad? You give him pot then shoot him in the foot

Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

An Asian with a big dick.

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

A gay man,a black woman,a seven year old child,a liberal,an atheist and an asian walk into a building. A hijacked plane flies into the tower they were in and kills them all on a cold September morning.

How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

Why couldn't the girl call her boyfriend? Because she is homeless and can't afford to buy a phone.

How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

How do you tell if someone likes butter? You ask them

What's big, white, and kills you if it falls out of a tree. A Fridge

Whats the difference between a black man and a paraplegic? A paraplegic doesn't walk out on his family

What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? Wanted by the police.

A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

What's the difference between Batman and a black guy? One is a guy that dresses up like a bat and fights crime and the other is just a mild-mannered person.

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

Your momma is so short, she needed my help to reach something off the top shelf.

why do german shower have eleven holes? jews have 10 fingers

How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Life is like a bucket of wood shavings. Except when they're in a pail. Then it's like a pail of wood shavings.

What do you call a mexican and a African? Two people with no water.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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