- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower. A Mexican that is fresh out of college and does not yet own a lawnmower.

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

what's 6 inches long and women love? my penis

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

Where did the AIDS victim go on vacation? To the hospital.

What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase the farmer has recently gone blind due to old age and he acidently left the gate opened and the chicken happened to walk out

What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

Why couldn't the baker get a new car? Because he lived in a recession and nobody was buying his cakes.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

Why did the black man get shot Cause someone shot him

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

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