- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a duck?

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a washing machine at him.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

How do you make an ugly person not ugly? Put a bag over their head. With,, a smiley face.

what did the man say to the doctor? how the hell would i know, ask him yourself.

What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

hey i just met you and this is crazy i have alzheimers hey i just met you

A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. There is a frog in his beer.

why did the black go to the KFC because he likes fried chicken

why was little timmys mother so upset on mothers day? Because he had been abducted earlier that week

There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

What do you call a black woman working at a bar? A Bartender. What do you call an asian woman working at a bar? A Bartender.

VITAMIN C!

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

What would you do for a Klondike bar? Pay a reasonable sum of money.

What did the husband say when his wife startled him as she appeared coming out of the kitchen? You scared me.

Q: What happened to the fat man on the roller coaster A: The roller coaster went slightly faster due to the laws of gravity

Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

Why didn't the woman have a penis? Because she was female.

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