- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing? Because she was very careless and swung too high.

What's big, grey, and can't climb a tree? A car park.

What's the differnce of victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and others were raped then killed. Kelvin Yang.

Why did the man eat a human heart? Because he was part of a dangerous, religious cult.

Just think...there are 7 billion people in the world...so that's 14 billion orgasms!

red is black green is black i'm batman i'm white,

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Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

Hey i just raped you and this is crazy so delete my number and keep the baby

Whats black and runs really fast? Usain Bolt

A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "We don't serve food here." The sandwich charges the barman for discrimination.

Why was Joseph Kony at a primary school ? It was 3 o'clock and his children had just finished a long hard day learning to read and right and it was his turn to pick them up after him and misses Kony developed a schedule one late night after the odd glass of wine or two.

Why did the man jump into the river? He wanted to go for a swim, but the pool was closed, so he swam in the river.

A black man is driving down the road in a van, and pulls up to a little a girl and says excuse me Miss. The girl replies Ok Ok I will get the car just dont hurt me The black guy says I dont want you to get in my van im taking your mom on a date.

In a joke book: So a man walks into a bar. Suddenlly the universe around the author crack. Unable to sustain the infinite potential of punchlines, the author tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

What do you call the worst band ever? Nickelback.

Roses are black Violets are black Grass is blac- Oh wait, it's night time. I'll be back in 12 hours.

One night, a heartbroken magician named Jeff went to a bar. Jeff met a nice girl, and they talked and laughed together for hours. After a while, Jeff asked her, "do you want to see a magic trick?" She ate his wiener.

Hey, wanna here a dirty joke? A pig fell in mud.

What do you call a child with a peg leg, and eye patch, and no hand? Names

I GOT YOUR BUTT PUSSY!

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