How did Doris respond to Uncle Monty's innapropriate chewing of her nose, ears and eyelids? She cut his head off, placed it an a saucepan, boiled and seasoned it, and then sold it to the middle east. The middle east were very grateful, and sent Doris a camel's penis as a thankyou gift.

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Your mother is so fat, she struggles to control her weight even with dieting. Obesity and heart disease runs is in her mother's side of the family; she and everyone close to her is very concerned.

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What's worse than having a gay friend? 9/11.

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write I if you think we should all yell A when dylan says orange.

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Knock, knock who's there? Steve Evans. Steve Evans who? You've already forgotten me? We just met on Eharmony yesterday.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Reclu. Reclu who? Recluse Spider.

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why did bob marley die because he did also he smoked weed he was naughty!

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What do Tutankhamun and Elvis Presley have in common? They're dead

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Two penguins, sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap!" The other says, "What do you think I am?! A clock?"

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What's worse than putting stones in a blender? Putting a baby in a blender.

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Guess what?..... I once saw a black man who had a job that wasnt on work release........

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The declaration of Independence was singed in? Pen.

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-Have you ever seen an elephant hidden behind a thread? -No. -How come you're seeing it, he's hidden.

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In a stranded island, a plane crashes. Only one man survives. He asks himself "Where do I bury everybody else?" The others proceed to look at him strangely. He was the only surviving male.

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A man walks out of a bar. He didn't bring his driver's license, but managed to do a grand theft auto and unfortunately, crashed on the way home beacuse of a tree. Also, killed 12 people by car

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Would you spit or swallow? Well, in circumstances when i am eating or drinking, i would swallow. Although if i had something disgusting in my mouth i would spit

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What would happen if Obama got reelected? The economy would turn to shit.

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How do you kill a dumb blonde? Personally, I love stabbing them.

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What's white and black? Color blind.

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What did the white boy say to the black boy? You're black

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In my opinion I am superior to you all in every single way,an opinion you might disagree with, but can respect. While on the other hand, I have no reason to respect and even less agree with your inferior opinions at all.

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A dad says to his son "you better stop masturbating or youll go blind'. And the son says "dad im over here".

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What's red white, blue and hilarious? Glasgow Rangers in administration!

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Q.How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb? A.1

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