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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase the farmer has recently gone blind due to old age and he acidently left the gate opened and the chicken happened to walk out

What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

Why did the black man get shot Cause someone shot him

Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: dies. Mother: Ha, lol!

Why did kenny the koala fall out of the tree? becuase kenny was dead. Why did kesha the koala fall out of the tree? because she was hit by kenny while he was falling.

Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

What's the point of going to college? There is none.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

Patient: "Doctor, my arm hurts when I poke it with my index finger." Doctor: "That's because your finger is broken."

Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators are whitWhen falling from trees, they kill you

what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

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