- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the pineapple say to the apple? Nothing, neither can speak.

A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

If you're jumping rope, and both the tires are flat, how much frosting would it take cover the staircase? Rocket!

Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

What did the mental patient say to the apple? She didn't say anything because she was a catatonic schizophrenic.

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

a jewish guy walks in to a bar says to the bartender says "I have aids" and the jewish man replys "my bad"

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

Q:John has 50 candy bars and he eats 45, what does john have? A: Diabetes

Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

Holy crap it's a talking muffin!

What do you call a black elephant? An elephant.

How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

You know whats funny? Women's rights

Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

roses are red violets are blue i bribed a hobo to eat my poopoo

Why did Mary fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there. Not Mary!!

What's worse than the Holocost? Two worms in your apple.

Roses are red, violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's cheese on toast

How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! opens door NEXT!

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