- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Just think...there are 7 billion people in the world...so that's 14 billion orgasms!

Q:What's brown and tastes like shit? A:Shit

Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

Why was the homosexual sad? Because his parents kicked him out, it was illegal for him to be married, and he had a difficult time being accepted by the society into which he was born.

What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

Take wrong turns

WHO LET THE GHOST OUT! BOO BOO BOO BOO BOO! Mortals: That was a bit funny...

So an Alex Gedrose walks into a bar, and orders peanut butter and jelly toast on buttermilk with extra Linda on the side.

Why is 6 scared of 9? Because 9 is a zombie.

How do you get a baby to be quiet? Put it in the oven for a few minutes

What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

Why did the duck cross road? It didn't, it got ran over.

why did Suzy play jump rope with the neighbors kids? She had no legs!

What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

Jokes are dumb. Stories are better. Did you ever hear the story of the blind man who walked into the fish market and said, "Evenin' ladies!"?

John said: "This roller coaster makes me green." HIs mother replied: "That's because you have leprosy."

Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

How can you outsmart Stephen Hawking? Steal the wheels of his chair and replace them with a dolphin.

What's the worst part about a plane with 500 people in it crashing? It might leave a dent in the ground.

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

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