What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

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How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

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Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

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What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

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What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

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The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

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why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

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A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

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Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

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Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

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2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

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Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

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Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

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An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

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What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

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Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

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Roses are red, violets are blue if God makes us beautiful, Who made you?

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Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

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BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the hospital because his wife has multiple STD's

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

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Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

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Anti Joke

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