Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

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''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

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Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

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whats small and looks funny? A baby with a penis sewed to its face.

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Knock Knock Who's there It's me open the door

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A man walks into a bar, looks to the right and sees a man one foot tall playing the piano, he sits at the bar and says to the bar tender,"I'm feeling kind of down" the bar tender gives him a bottle of very strong alcohol and later that night he goes home and hangs himself.

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how do you kill justin bieber? put a bag over his head and suffercate him.

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Knock Knock Whos there? The Police, your mother just died of bowel cancer.

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A seal walks into a club... the seals freinds later inform him they are now at a bar the seal then walks into the bar... the seal was later beaten to death

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Why did the black man get stuck to the ceiling? Because he was spiderman.

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A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He can still hear his friends mocking him. He cuts his ears off with an industrial meat slicer. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see or hear.

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why was the woman crying? her son killed 5 people.

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A very nervous looking black man walks into a bar full of white people, however, the white people are accepting of all races, so they invite him to sit next to them.

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A man walks outside and walks back in. Why? Because it was raining purple unicorns and he felt the need to go back inside.

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You know what sucks? A vacuum.

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Why did the boy fall off his skateboard before running into a cross-section? Because he was shot.

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Abbie shaved her arse today....then it smiled at me

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Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

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Yo mama's so fat that she has a heart condition.

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there was a rich kid strolling in the woods.he saw a bear, HE DIED

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Eric went for a poo in the public toilets. After he finished, he realised that there was no toilet roll. So he had to just pull up his pants and put up with his sshitty arse for the rest of the day. Unfortunately, he was in a board meeting and when he went in he stank of shit and it was a very uncomfortable feeling.

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Today i saw 2 midgets walking.........now there hanging together.....in a tree.....by there necks,,,,...............I f***n hate midgets

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Q: What does a Jedi say when another Jedi farts? A: Who sabered the cheese?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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