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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't John play soccer? Because he was arrested for being black.

What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

What's worse than getting punched in the balls? Many things inflict more pain than that

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

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my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

A baby seal walks into a club.

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

Why did the chicken cross the road? He grew tired of hearing the most over-used joke set up in recorded history.

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

1 tip for a flat belly so eating so much u fat bitch

A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

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