1 tip for a flat belly so eating so much u fat bitch

Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

When you try to go to anti-joke.com but get redirected to Horsehead Network...

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

batman farted so hes retarded

a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

Anti Joke

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