- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

Get on the boat.

I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

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