- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is orange and smells like oranges? Oranges.

You can pick you're friends, you can pick you're nose, but you can't run over a pedestrian.

On a scale of 1 to 10, 7 being the highest, what is you favorite color

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

Roses are red, violets are blue, they really should be purple.

Your mama's so hairy, she has to shave occasionally.

What do a banana and helicopter have in common? Neither is a police officer

What did the orphan say to his parents? nothing

How do you confuse a blonde? Beat her with a spatula while in a mankini with a dildo up your ass!

Why cant kellen heller drive? She was born with the disabilities of being blind and deaf, thus rendering her unable to operate a vehichle.

Q: What did the cop do when he saw a mexican in his car? A: Nothing, he was looking in a mirror.

What do you call a straight A student that takes 6 Vicodin's, 5 Percocet's, and 7 Adderalls? I don't know, but he will most likely die of drug overdose.

What is "race car" spelled backwards? rac ecar.

Why did the black man fall down the stairs? Because he was blind

Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

Pianos.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Skeletons neither have muscles nor brains to control any muscles and therefor cannot transport themselves across a road or any stretch of land for that matter.

You wanna know who else messes around a lot? My mom. Do you know who else has the best tacos in town? My mom. Do you know who else doesn't have time for this? My mom. She's a very busy woman; dealing with matters you'd expect a recently divorced mother would have to carry on her shoulders.

What do you call a schizophrenic Clown surrounded by 10,000 Amish gangsters, all armed with dildos? I don't know, but it would be a heck of a sight, wouldn't it?

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends what its name is.

knock knock go away!!!

Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Jimmy -thatcooltyguy

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