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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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'I had a surprise test today.' 'What happened?' 'I was really surprised.'

What do you call a black man a asian man and a mexican man? 3 people

whats worse than watching your house burn to the ground? Sarah Palin becoming president

James got up from the couch, forgetting what he got up for he asked his girlfriend, Mary: "What did I get up for again?" Mary replied "To get your medicine for your amnesia."

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

what did the black mother think of her daghter's white boyfreind? i dont know i cant read minds

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

Q: what's yellow and can't use chopsticks. A: corn

Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

A deranged serial killer walks into a bar. No one leaves because he looks like a normal guy.

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

A blind man walks into a deaf woman. He tries to apologize but she can't hear him.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

A baby seal walks into a club.

What is worse than a case of the flu? Finding a dead camel on the highway with a half eaten lollipop in its mouth.

A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

Two kids walk into a bar and get arrested for underage drinking.

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