- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

Hey, did you hear about the guy who got his left arm and left leg cut off? Yeah, it was pretty brutal. His right arm and right leg got cut off, too.

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

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