- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

What is the difference?

What do Hitler and Jesus have in common? Facial hair.

Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

How long does it take to acheive a superbowl win? However long it takes you.

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

you know whats not funny white boards.

Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

What did the mexican say to the black guy? He asked if he needed some drugs. Why? He was a pharmacist.

Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

two men are standing on a roof. Man #1: do you want me to push you off a roof? Man #2: No.

What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, it hurts when i poke my leg like this!" The doctor says,"Mm yes, it seems you have taken an arrow to the knee. You'll never walk again."

What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

why was the cat black it was a black cat

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

Vegeta, What does the scouter say about his power level? It's Over 9000!!!!!

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