- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

Roses are red Roses are white and I one time saw a purple one

What do you call the offspring of a gerbil and a hamster? Whatever you want.

a man checks his mypsace

A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

What do you say to a man with no legs at a bus stop.. How you getting on.

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

Q: What do they call watermelons in Indiana A:watermelons

who is not good looking? mon morello

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "cum" on your face.

whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

Why did the McCann's parent's leave the window's and doors open? Because Portugal is a very hot climate, And they expected the place they were staying to be safe as lot's of tourist's stay there throughout the year.

A priest, a rabbi, and a Buddhist monk walk into a bar. A heated religious debate ensues in which everyone is uncomfortable and leaves questioning their own faith and fearing the unknown.

Joker: Knock knock Batman: Who's there Joker: Not your parents

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

How do you unload a truck full of dead babies? With a pitch fork.

roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

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