- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

what comes in tube and smells like toothpaste? toothpaste

A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

In which state does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

Q: What's the best part of having sex with twenty-seven year olds? A: By age twenty-seven the average person has reached sexual maturity, and has also developed mentaly enough to understand, and subsequently process the intimate nature of an adult relationship.

The way I see it, you are pretty lucky I am a tough guy, the kind you like. Anyway you where really wondering if I ever refer myself as a boy? Sigh, I mean I AM A BOY! WHAT? WHAT? Savage jokes? What jokes?

Why did the man kill himself? Because he had a gun

What do you call a white guy in a mostly black neighborhood? His name.

Q: John gets attacked with a chainsaw, how many stitches does he get? A: None, Hes dead jim

What do you call a zebra with no stripes? A zebra with no stripes

Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

A: Knock Knock B: Who's There? Person B came down with a serious case of amnesia that day and can't remember who anyone is.

What do you call a fucking idiotic douchebag with ebola? An ebloa paitent

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