- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the old man throw the clock out the window? Because he didn't want to go to a store that could repair it, so then he thought that it was better off on his yard where it could compost.

Nero? As In Nero7? Septimus? Where you not killed during the raid? I read you got tortured and killed by your own out of mercy.

The cast of the 'Jersey Shore' is the worst thing to happen to the Jersey shore

Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

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A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

How do you make a man cry? you torture him

What do a squirrel and a grape have in common? They are both purple except for the squirrel.

This is not funny.

when life gives you lemons... squeeze the juice into your eyes.

what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

What the problem with writing an anti-joke? Trying to not come up with a punchline.

Rebecca black walked into a bar. She was then escorted out because she is under-aged.

What is the name of the mermaid on the Starbucks logo? No one knows, she ran away many years ago of shame. It's undiscovered why.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Just admit it. one time in ur life u pretended that the floor was lava and the only way to survive was on the couch.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What do black people and apples have in common? - They both look good hanging from trees.

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

Q. What did the monkey say to his little brother? A. Nothing. Monkeys are physically incapable of speaking, therefore it is impossible for them to communicate using the human language.

what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

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