What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

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What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

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a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

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whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

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What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

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knock knock who's there Bob oh hi, come in

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Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

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Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

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Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

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A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

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What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

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I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

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What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

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Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

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Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

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Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

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What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

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Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

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