Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

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What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

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Why couldn't Billy the bird fly? He was an ostrich, ostriches can't fly.

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Why did the man die? A fridge fell on him.

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When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

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what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

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A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

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if life gives you lemons. squeeze one into your moms eye.

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Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

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What's red and a cow? Red cow

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What is Alqueida's favorite football team? The New York Jets.

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Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

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What do you get when you mix a elephant and a rhino? A nasty tasting smoothie.

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A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis

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Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

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Two hippies walk into a bar. They are both asked to leave because they are in violation of the 'no shoes, no service' policy.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

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What's purple, blue, red, orange, yellow and green. A rainbow .

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**** *** *** ****** *** ** *** ***? ***** I bet you wish you could read that joke. It was **** hilarious.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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ah-ah. the proper response to an anti joke.

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A group of blondes rent a car and decide to drive to Disney World. Along the highway, they see a sign reading "Disney World left." They exit the highway, turn left, and enjoy their well-deserved vacation from practicing law.

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Why can't Hellen Keller have kids? Because she's dead, therefore does not possess the ability to bear children.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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