A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

Why was the black man driving a plane? because he was a pilot, you racist.

What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

A muslim walks into a gun shop

Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

How do you make a Cowboy cry? You kill his family.

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What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He grew tired of hearing the most over-used joke set up in recorded history.

What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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