What do you call a snooker cue that only hits stripes? Anything you want, it can't hear you.

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what did the black mother think of her daghter's white boyfreind? i dont know i cant read minds

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Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

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What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

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what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

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Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

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A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

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An orthodox rabbi, a Methodist preacher and a Muslim Cleric walk into a bar and blow that month's tithings on video slots.

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Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

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Roses are red. Violets are beer. Kay eckelkamp is in charge here.

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What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

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What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

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I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

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There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

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Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

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What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

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How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

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What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

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Why was the girl called stupid? She is mentally retarded...

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If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Regression.

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4 gay men walked into a bar. it was a gay bar. all 4 men had a good time

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Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

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Who invented chocolate? I don't know! Keep it to yourself.

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. He had multiple MRI's and bodily fluid tests to confirm the diagnosis. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research. 12% of the donated money went into studying the medicinal effects of Twinkies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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