- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock "Who's there?" "Bark bark" "Bark Bark who?" "Bark bark bark bark bark bark."

What happens if you shoot a chicken? It dies.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm going to murder you Did you look behind you?

Your such a whore, you most likely cut your own clothes so people will see more of your body that they find physically attractive and make a partner for sex easier to obtain

Justin Beiber is a good singer

Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

look at your sister now look at me now look at your sister now look at me you probably have now realized that you cant see me.

what happens when you throw a green rock into the red sea? -- it gets wet

Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

Why did the chicken cross the road? To be eaten.

What happened to the boy who wnt through puberty? He bacame a man. There is nothing funny about a perfectly normal expirience that everyone goes through wether they like it or not.

A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

Why did the girl cry when her boyfriend brought up the topic about rape? Because she was raped by her father as a child and it was a suppressed memory.

Whats worse than one dead guy? 2 dead guys

The early bird gets the worm, but the angry bird gets the pig.

What did Superman get for Christmas. Nothing as he likes to stay detached from society.

What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

why was 6 afraid of 7? Because ever since 3 died, 7 had changed. He had turned aggressive and randomly snapped and hit out at some of the other numbers for no apparent reason.

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