- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

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How do spell____? awk moment when u try asking someone how to spell something over text but they have no idea what ur saying

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

did u ever hear a bird joke "no" hawkword

What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

A kid walks into a bar and the bartender yells, "Get Out!"

Roses are Red Lemons are Sour Pull Down Your Pants And Give Me an Hour

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

There once was a man named bulagala moo moo boom chicka boom. Sometimes, when wipe the toilet tissue breaks and my fingers get all dirty. Good thing I have insurance!

The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

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