- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley, I live next door.

this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

#Getweird

What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

What is white, black and blue all over? A zebra that was assaulted by Chuck Norris.

whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

Dolly Parton's bobbs are so fake that they both have silicone in them.

What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

What did the contestant say to the game show host? If I don't win I will arrange to kill your family.

roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

I can still remember the last words my brother said before he kicked the bucket. "Hey you guys,how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

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