What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

A muslim walks into a gun shop

Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

Why was the black man driving a plane? because he was a pilot, you racist.

If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

batman farted so hes retarded

A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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