- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

What's the difference between a piano and a goldfish? One's a piano, the other is a goldfish.

a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

Q: Whats Brown and sticky A: an eagle except for the brown and sticky part

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

Knock Knock. Who's there? An Alzheimers's patient. An Alzheimers's patient who? To get to the other side!

what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

Yo momma's so fat, she's most likely to be at risk of high cholesterol and should probably get herself tested at her nearest health clinic.

Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

good pick up line hey baby have u seen my heart cuz i think you stole it

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers who are you?

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

Why do deer have horns? Because god made them that way.

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