- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I pregnant woman wakes in the night because she had a mis-carriage.

What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

Whats long, black, and fat? The line at KFC

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

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Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

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What's black, white and red all over? A nun that fell down a flight of stairs

An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

What did the blonde say when she fell out of a tree? Nothing, she shattered her trachea upon landing.

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The chicken"

what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

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