What did the teacher say to the kid who got a 0 on a multiple choice spelling test? Wow your really dumb. Idiot

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A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

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Why do black guys have big dicks? God felt bad putting pubes on their head

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What do humans and fish both have in common? They both live underwater, apart from humans.

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How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

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Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

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A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

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how do demolish a building alkekwhakbar

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How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

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You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

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How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to change the light bulb and two to file a lawsuit.

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What did the black kid get for christmas?? Your tv

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Tough crowd tonight...

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There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

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How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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P1: knock knock P2: go away!!!

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roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

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Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

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What did the lady say after she returned home from the grocery store? "Oh no! I forgot the milk!"

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There are 3 Chinese guys migrating to the USA, Chu, Bu and Fu. . Chu added a 'ck' to? his name and became Chuck Bu did the same thing and became Buck. Fu got sent back to china

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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