- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

a one fingered leper was sitting one day on the beach playing cards. When a stranger asked to play,hide and go seak. well the oner finger leper licked his invisible finger and said "which ways the winds blowing pete. .-poot-

What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

What did the contestant say to the game show host? If I don't win I will arrange to kill your family.

I can still remember the last words my brother said before he kicked the bucket. "Hey you guys,how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

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