A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

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- Women have rights, aren't they? - Yes, they have.

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Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- (commits suicide)

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Ha ha. You've wasted your life, sucker!

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What's the difference between Rick Perry and a toaster? One is a republican presidential candidate, while the other is an electrical appliance.

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Your momma is so ugly that when she stepped on the mirror, it broke.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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We decided to post a joke on anti-joke and see if we can get any rapings

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A boy with one arm walks into a rock climbing facility and quickly realizes that his dream of being a rock climber is impossible because he is blind.

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have you seen stevie wonder's harmonica? neither has he.

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

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Two chemist walk into a bar. The Bartender ask them what they want. The first chemist says he wants H20. The second chemist laughs and says he wants H20 too. Then he dies.

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Why did the boy fail his midterm? he didnt study.

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Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

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What did Stephen Hawking say after he scaled Mount Everest? Yay!

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I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

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Why did the leaf fall of the tree? Because it was fall

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why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? He likes bungie jumping, and wanted to cheer himself up by doing one of his favorite hobbies

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What happens if a Muslim leaves their bag on a bus? They quickly return onto the bus and get it.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

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there are three types of people in this world, those who can't count, and those who can. STFU, you corny loser

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