A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

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What's large and blue? Probably quite a few things.

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What are annoying? Ads.

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Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

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What's big fat and ugly? A monster

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A Black man, and Jewish man, and a Asian man walk into a bar. They then proceed to buy a drink, leave the bar, and move on with their day.

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What is similar about Michael Jackson and Walmart? Nothing they have nothing to do with each other

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

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Why did the man buy his wife expensive flowers? It was their anniversary and he is a faithful husband.

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My neighbours found out this morning that I'm a serial killer. Knock knock [L]

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

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yo momma is so poor that she may not be abe to accumulate the right amount of revenue necessary for your college funding.

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How do you get a blonde to stop talking? Hit her in the head with a brick.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

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Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

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A horse walks into a bar and the bar asks "Why the long face?". The horse replies " I am deeply troubled by the anthropomorphic aspects of my existence and the extent to which I am now protected by law."

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What did the black man do when KFC got his order wrong? He gave his receipt to the cashier and kindly asked for the correct meal.

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why aren't black people real? they are. just because they are less visible at night makes no difference.

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Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

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Xbox One

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why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

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What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

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What is the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? A dolphin is not a ghost

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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