- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

a priest and a jewish guy walk into a bar. they both drink as expected and go home to their families

What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

What were Benjamin Franklin's first words after he died? It's been 225 years and we still don't know yet.

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

Why did the mailman say hi to you? He was trying to be friendly

What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

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