- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Muslim man gets onto a transatlantic airliner. All the other passengers are privately nervous, but no one mentions it.

What would you do if I jumped down your throat when you were talking? That would never happen, as it's impossible to even climb into somebody's mouth.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Someone chucked a fridge at her.

Why don't women drive more? Because statistically the man offers to drive more frequently

your mom.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Two muffins are in an oven. Neither of them talk due to the fact that they are muffins and are inanimate, therefore denying them the ability to talk.

What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

Potassium? K.

Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

What separates man from animal? Divorce.

I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

Hey! You wanna' hear a joke? Black Freedom

Roses are Red Violets are blue I am an onlince predator Post your address in the comment EJ

What's brown and smells of chocolate? Chocolate or something dipped in chocolate but that might also smell of something else - like bananas.

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