Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

No your aunties a joke

What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

Yo momma's so fat she went to Antartica and all the penguins were like, "Woah. You're fat."

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

Hey Skrillex! Can you do me a favor and hold this bass for me? Sure thing, no problem. 3 seconds later... Oops! My bad! I just dropped it.

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

What happend to the murderer who ate people? He was sent to jail for a number of years and now is having work done to stop him from eating people

If an asian man is really angry with a jewish man named gabriel what does he say? Gabriel I am angry with you

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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