What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

get it right up there, says jacob while with danni

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

binladin walks into the american seals

why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

friends are like snowflakes. if you piss on them they go away

How do you drown a fish? You don't...

some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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