Knock knock Fuck off!

7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,8

what d you call three arabs walking through the desert? dehydrated.

roses are red violets are blue i suck at rhymming you have nice boobs

Why was the girl crying? She had just been severely raped.

A friend of mine said; the only vegetables that makes you cry are oignons. that was before I hit him with a watermelon

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Hypothermia

What's worse than having you're leg fall asleep? Getting Polio

So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

karn chevalier

Knock knock. Who's there? Fire extinguisher. Fire extinguisher who? POMEGRANITES.

Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

Q: what's green and has wheels? A: a john deere tractor

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school today? Because it is Saturday

In Soviet Russia, blonde is smart

What city likes baseball the most? New York

So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a car and died

How do you know you're crazy? Consult the pink pheasent to your left

What starts with "F" and ends in "uck" Firetruck.

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

What do you call a lesbian eskimo? The name she was given at birth.

What's sweet and tastes like candy? Candy, now get in the van.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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