- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at him.

Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

Stop making 9/11 jokes their just plane unfunny

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

What happened to the man who ate a piece of pizza after doing a lot of sit ups, while rubbing the belly of a fat man, and feeding his baby at the same time? He Lived

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

two muffins are in a oven the one muffin says jee its hot in here and the other muffin says wow a talking muffin

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut, you ***ing racist.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 3, according to Mr. Owl

Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

Joe:Hi Steve how was your day? Steve:Fine why do you ask? Joe:Because I am gay. Steve:Well if you are so happy tell your sister.

Why did the shrimp refuse to share? Because he was a little shellfish.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, chickens aren't capable of crossing roads without being involved in a car accident.

Why did the chicken cross the road!? He was supposed to be dead! You are by far the most incompetent chicken assassin we've ever had. You're fired.

TRENT EGENLAUF IS a LITTLE BOY

A fish swims up your penis...

Q. Why did the chick go to KFC? A. To visit his mother

What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

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