Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

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A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

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knock knock who's there Bob oh hi, come in

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Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

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batman farted so hes retarded

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Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

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a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

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How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

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whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

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Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

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A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

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Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

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Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

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why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

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What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

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What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

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Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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