- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

Roses are red Violets are blue Plants are green because of the high levels of mitochondria in their cells.

What do you call something green and fuzzy? Grass, I lied about the fuziness.

What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

roses are red poo is poo

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

Knock Knock. Who's There? I have cancer.

knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

A terrorist robs a walrus.

Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

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