Sarah: Knock knock. Jim: Who’s there? Sarah: It’s me, Sarah. Open the door. Jim: It’s me Sarah open the door who? Sarah: Please Jim, it’s freezing out here. Jim: That wasn’t a very funny joke, Sarah. Sarah: Shut the fuck up and let me in. Jim: Ok.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

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- why did the chicken cross the road? why? - to get to your house. - knock knock. who's there? - the chicken.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bar asks "Why the long face?". The horse replies " I am deeply troubled by the anthropomorphic aspects of my existence and the extent to which I am now protected by law."

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Why was a black man in a police car? He is a police officer.

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tim tebow is a grat quarterback

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A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

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Why did the girl fall off the swingset? Because she got hit by a refridgerator.

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are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

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What did the husband say when his wife startled him as she appeared coming out of the kitchen? You scared me.

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an american walks out of a strip club.

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johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

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Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

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What's brown,green got four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill you? A snooker table.

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Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

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Text this number just cuz 16305208722

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what's a snake that has no legs a snake

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hey i just met you and this is crazy i have alzheimers hey i just met you

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Why did the boy dig a hole in the football field? He was blind and his parents were being quite irresponsible....However someone should probably fill in that hole, as that could be a hazard during a football game.

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Q: What is white, and comes out of a woman? A: No, milk you perve

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he!

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Ehh

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Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

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Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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