- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had leukemia

What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? I don't know what? I don't know, I was asking if you know...

Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

Why did the man leave anti-joke.com? Because he realized that it was time for dinner and the ham was burning.

Why did the young teenager cut class? To cut himself! Get it?! Its a pun!

Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a rapist

What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

What did the pineapple say to the apple? Nothing, neither can speak.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. So now he's dead. No more eating of shoes.

A black guy NOT arrested for being black.

How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, Show me your ti ts.

what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

Q:John has 50 candy bars and he eats 45, what does john have? A: Diabetes

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

If you're jumping rope, and both the tires are flat, how much frosting would it take cover the staircase? Rocket!

Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

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