- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

Why couldn't John play soccer? Because he was arrested for being black.

How do you scare off a ghost? Tell him your ready for a commitment.

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

How do you make a Cowboy cry? You kill his family.

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

1 tip for a flat belly so eating so much u fat bitch

What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

Hey, did you hear about the guy who got his left arm and left leg cut off? Yeah, it was pretty brutal. His right arm and right leg got cut off, too.

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

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