- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

what's worse than being chased by a turtle? being chased by an angry turtle

What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead.

Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

Please ignore this statement.

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

"Why the long face?" The bartender asked. "I was born with a severe cleft palette and a jaw deformity. The surgery lets me eat and drink but my parents couldn't afford the cosmetic part of the surgery, the scarring got worse as I grew older. Can I have a beer please?" I replied.

What is black, white and red all over? An interracial couple that has been shot and murdered.

antonis sister is mighty fine

Why was Barack Obama wearing a Justin Bieber T-Shirt and slapping you with a pitchfork? Because you didn't listen to me when I told you to stop doing shrooms

roses are red violets are blue hey fu i'm making stew out of my own poo

I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

What do you call an apple, an orange, and a pear in a bowl? Fruit

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