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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

Q: What do you do when the light burns out A: Just replace it with a bulb from a less used room

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog

What do you call a snooker cue that only hits stripes? Anything you want, it can't hear you.

What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its not for us to determine its motive, i'm sure it has its reasons

what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

what did Dr. Dre say? Nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead!

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

What do you call a man with cheese on his face? His name is David.

What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We've just had sex, Now you have aids too....

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he needed to go to work to help pay for his dying daughter's cancer treatment

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