- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

Everybody will die

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

Why did the chicken rape your...wait, that's not how it goes!

An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

Yo mama so fat she runs the risk of stroke, heart disease, or diabetes

How do you get a cow off a swing? Hit it with an axe.

what would you watch during a scary movie? anything you want.

What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

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