Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

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Q: why did the black man kill the white man? A: he was clinically depressed, mentally unstable, and had a grudge against the white man that had nothing to do with his race.

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did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

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what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

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A Blond and a Brunette are falling down to their deaths, which one hits the ground first? Does it matter? They both die anyway.

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When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

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My dad died on Mothers Day, my mother was happy. Actually Iied, we were all sad.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

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Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

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wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

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What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

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Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

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What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

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What do you call 10,000 lawyers jumping off a cliff? Mass suicide

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

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tiger woods played golf against peyton manning and yet tiger still cant win.

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What do you say when your hot chocolate is to hot? This hot chocolate is too hot.

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What did the husband say when his wife startled him as she appeared coming out of the kitchen? You scared me.

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an american walks out of a strip club.

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johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

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What's brown,green got four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill you? A snooker table.

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Anti Joke

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