- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

What did the contestant say to the game show host? If I don't win I will arrange to kill your family.

what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

a one fingered leper was sitting one day on the beach playing cards. When a stranger asked to play,hide and go seak. well the oner finger leper licked his invisible finger and said "which ways the winds blowing pete. .-poot-

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

I can still remember the last words my brother said before he kicked the bucket. "Hey you guys,how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

What were Benjamin Franklin's first words after he died? It's been 225 years and we still don't know yet.

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