you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

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Pickles are moist.

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what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

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Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

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Whats green, and says i'm a frog? A talking frog.

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Your mother is so fat that I suggest she should pay a visit to the nutritionist so they can work out a dieting plan together to prevent weight-related heart problems in the near future.

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Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

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What did the retard say to the other retard? *(incoherent gibberish)*

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roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

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Who does creatine? James Cornish

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One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

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a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

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A Mexican walks up to a fence in Texas and watches as the police take away his next door neighbor for tax evasion.

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Why did it take the rabbit so long to enter the rabbithole? Because he was hit by a truck and lost a lot of blood.

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What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

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roses are red, violets are fine, you be the six, and I'll be the nine.

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do u like chicken ? ....no good...cuz its for black people.

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Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

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Half empty = half full Therefore Half (empty) = half (full) empty= full Half empty

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Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

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Why won't Santa be delivering presents this year? Because he can't be bothered.

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What did the mentally retarded man say to the Waiter who brought him his soup? Thanks for bringing me my soup.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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