A man was mowing the lawn. The mower stops, so he look to see if something stuck in the blades. What did he pull out? Nothing, the gas ran out.

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What do you call an Arabic man who crashed a plane into a business building? A careless pilot whose recklessness caused him to crash into a building. His stupidity and lack of plane control skill led to a horrible accident that involved the death of thousands of innocent people and the death of many business people's office pets.

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the chicken crossed the road. the chicken was then caught by animal control because it was in the middle of a city.

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What Do You Call A Black Guy Surrounded By Nine White Guys With Bats? Jackie Robinson.

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There were three brothers. Big, Harry and Dick. They were walking along the road and were all instantly killed by a drunk driver. Their names were never mentioned and their story was used as a promotion for the seriousness of drunk driving and should not be taken lightly.

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Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? A tree stapled to a baby

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whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? Pizza is not human, Jewish people are.

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Why did the jew cross the road Because he was being cornered by 10 nazis that had automatic guns

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

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Why did the chicken rape your...wait, that's not how it goes!

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How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

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An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

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Yo mama so fat she runs the risk of stroke, heart disease, or diabetes

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what would you watch during a scary movie? anything you want.

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3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

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How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

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How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

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How do you get a cow off a swing? Hit it with an axe.

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Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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