- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley, I live next door.

Dolly Parton's bobbs are so fake that they both have silicone in them.

What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

What is white, black and blue all over? A zebra that was assaulted by Chuck Norris.

what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

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