Why did the audience leave disappointed? Low budget and poor directing.

What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

Why does the kid cries when he sees me? Cuz i took his lollypop last week.

Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

Q: whats white and smells like shit A: my ass

What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure

Committing Suicide #YOLO

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike!

A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

What did the black boy get for Christmas? A bike his parents bought him.

Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

tim tebow is a grat quarterback

"Knock knock." "Come in."

- why did the chicken cross the road? why? - to get to your house. - knock knock. who's there? - the chicken.

Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they take the left and get hit by a semi and all die.

The number 69 is? Just a plain old number that has just as much meaning as 68 and 70.

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