- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the pencil say to the other pencil? Nothing, pencils do not have the ability to speak as they are an object.

What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a butcher's shop. The priest and the minister each by a pound of pork while the rabbi doesn't because one of the 613 Commandments is that a Jew shall not eat any animal with hooves.

Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

What do you call a dear with no eyes. A mutilated dear.

Yo mamas so ugly that when she went to an ugly contest the host said "sorry no Professionals"

Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple except for the elephant.

how many members of the australian greens party does it take to write legislation? none, it's already been done for them by Karl Marx

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

its all shi.ts and giggles.... ......until someone giggles and s.hits

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why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

In the time it has taken you to read this, a small African child has died.

Why did the jew ask for $10 back after he lent a boy $2? Because of inflation

Why wasn't Will invited to the party? Will has been dead for 3 years.

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