Why didn't Sammy Robertson make the world series catch to win the series in 1977? Because Sam, like many many discouraged teens in America, didn't follow his life long dream and later became a janitor at his hometown middle-school.

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the chicken crossed the road. the chicken was then caught by animal control because it was in the middle of a city.

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how do you break up with someone lightly and not hurt their feeling I dont want to hurt your feeling but i hate you

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what's the difference between a zebra and a horse They are spelled differently

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whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? Pizza is not human, Jewish people are.

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A man was mowing the lawn. The mower stops, so he look to see if something stuck in the blades. What did he pull out? Nothing, the gas ran out.

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What Do You Call A Black Guy Surrounded By Nine White Guys With Bats? Jackie Robinson.

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Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

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I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

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A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

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Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

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What was the last thing that went into the head of the space pilot of the Challenger shuttle right before it crashed? He was probably thinking about his wife and family...

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yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

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Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

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You might not notice at first, but in this very sentence there is a psychological phrase that is used to hypnotise you. If you read through the first sentence of this paragraph three or four times, you may start to feel the sudden urge to have a drink. This is called the ashvakalym effect.

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What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

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But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

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Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

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yo mammas so fat when she runs the world spins faster

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Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

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I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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