Think of the worst thing you know of and add dead babies

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what do a blonde and a brunette have in common? They were both red-heads until they walked into great clips.

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Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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why was six afraid of seven? prison changes a person

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why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Someone keeps shitting in my garden

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I have existed for over 6000 years and around vi0lating people long before you where ever born kid... You do not believe me you say? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: You do not believe me? According to this DNA test... Welcome to papa son/daughter... Its time to make you a man/woman now, and then TIME TO MAKE YOU my BlTCH!

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,Do you know what hapened to the janitor who cleaned the school halls? He finished the job, got paid a reasonable amount and went home to his average family.

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Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

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It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

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Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

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An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

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What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

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What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

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child labor

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Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

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Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

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What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

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What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

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Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

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The man who invented the teleprompter has died at the age of 91. When President Obama heard the news, he was speechless.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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