- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

Why did the pig cross the road? To chase after his adopted chicken.

God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

Why did the mailman say hi to you? He was trying to be friendly

Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

What were Benjamin Franklin's first words after he died? It's been 225 years and we still don't know yet.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

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