Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

rent a cops

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

Why was the black man very rich? Because he was a lawyer who worked hard and was able to provide himself with a steady income.

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

Where's my baby??

Chris Brown walks into a bar. And then is politely asked to leave as the bar owner also happens to be the spokesperson for an anti-domestic violence group.

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two peanuts were walking down the street. but one was unsalted...

What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

A man walks into a bar his alcoholism is tearing his family apart

Where did Wendy decide to work for her part time job? TACO BELL

A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

What do you do when the Cubs win the world series? Turn the xbox off and go to bed.

What is green and slow Grass.

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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