Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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There once was a man named bulagala moo moo boom chicka boom. Sometimes, when wipe the toilet tissue breaks and my fingers get all dirty. Good thing I have insurance!

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

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watched pride and prejudice last night. I hate period dramas... too much blood

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what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

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Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? He was dead.

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What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

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Roses are red the grass is green now open your legs and let me fill you with cream

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Exercise

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Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

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Roses are red, Bacon is brown, this poem makes no sence, BACON!!

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Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

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pobody's nerfect

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Q: What do you do when the light burns out A: Just replace it with a bulb from a less used room

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

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Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

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Why did john have to have back surgery He needed his back "screwed" up

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What is worse than a case of the flu? Finding a dead camel on the highway with a half eaten lollipop in its mouth.

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Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

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George Bush=Bush Dick Cheny=Dick Colin Powell=Colon Condoleezza Rice=Rice One of these doesn't belong here.

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Your mom is so ugly, she suffers from severe depression and regularly contemplates suicide.

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

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What do you call a truck full of dead babies? Not enough.

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Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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