- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

knock knock who's there Bob oh hi, come in

Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

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