- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the man say to the doctor? how the hell would i know, ask him yourself.

What did Christopher Columbus say to his men before they got on the ship? Get on the ship.

oh, brown loaf is fine, i'm on my bike.

Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

Why did little Billy not eat all his carrots? He does not care about his vision.

What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter on the street? A very nice man because a homeless man just dropped that and he was trying to return it. Rob W

Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

A man asks a young boy to get in his van. The kid, being very well-educated tells the man he cannot talk to strangers. So, the man tells the kid he understands, and drives away to another nearby child.

Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

Which came first? The chicken? Or the egg? Whichever one was more sexually excited i guess.

What do you call a man with a gun in his mouth? Keith.

Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Why was the little girl crying. Her dad wiped his bloody penis with her teddybear.

Q. Why did the boy fall off the swing? A. He had no arms or legs. Q. What did he get for Christmas? A. A drumset Q. Knock Knock Who's there Not him

Why didn't the Orphan finish his lemonade. His legs got chopped off.

Nineteen terrorists walk into three airports. Several hours later, thousands of people are dead sending the world into a state of emergency that subsequently changed how we live our current lives under the constant threat of both government oppression and extremist terrorism.

** * * ** * * ? I bet you wish you could read that joke. It was ** hilarious.

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