- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you heard the one about Tony Hawk's brother Mike? Neither has he, considering Tony Hawk only has a brother named Steve.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

A Blonde, a Jew, a Rooster, and a Mexican walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

why did the girl fall down someone threw four monkeys and a refrigerator at her

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An Irishman with a metal bar (like a pole)

So a crippled guy rolls into a bar..

"Hey, do you guys wanna hear a joke?!" -no, shut up.

Roses are red Violets are blue These two lines are overused I wonder to what poem they originally come from

Why was the black kid at school? Because he wanted to receive an education.

What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

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Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

Q: Why can't dinosaurs talk? A: Because they're all dead.

When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

What do you call a million pigs jumping out of an aircraft? Bacon.

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

A white man, a black man, and a Mexican board a plane. The white man watches the on-flight film. The black man watches the on-flight film. The Mexican also watches the on-flight film. At the end of a long flight, they leave the plane and go do whatever it is they planned to do at their destination.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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