Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

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Why did Susie fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Why did Susie drown? Because she fell in a puddle. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzy!

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Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

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NeroChan, I have said nothing to you, that you have not taught me, if nothing else you have indirectly inspired yourself, you will get back on your feet, you just need to take one step at the time, I know how ambitious you are, but you always focused on helping others, hiding, seeing yourself as a sinking ship, trying to help as many as possible before you pass away. We can work trough this together, it is easy to figure out that you are trying to protect others from what you feel that you have become, something that cannot be repaired, something that was never meant to be fixed, but to be used until it had no more to give.

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What time is it? 2:47 PM.

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Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

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Q: Whats 5+5 A:10

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Why did the chicken cross the road?? So he could tell me to tell this joke to everybody and therefore prevent the universe from exploding

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"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

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If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop asking me if those jeans make you look fat?

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A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

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if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

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how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

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Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

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Y did the boy fall down the stairs???? He was In a wheel chair

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What did Kony say to the children right before he took them Come with me you f******* n*****

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Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

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What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

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when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

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why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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