- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

Q: How many Jews can you fit in a 4-seater car? A: 4

JAmie stegman loves making love with his sister... he loves inbreeds so much

Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

A Sloth runs...

Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

Hello.

knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

how do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family

Knock Knock Sadly the old woman was death and didn't hear the door knock.

I'm gay Mr Goodwin

Knock, knock. Who's there? Me, your friend George! You don't remember me! Oh. Sorry. I'm kidding. I'm a robber.

"Whats your favorite number?" "9." "Is it because thats your jersey number." "Thats my jersey number?"

A White man, a Black man, and an Asian man go to Heaven. They were in a plane crash.

A deer looks at the ground and sees something strange. He wonders what it could be. A rabbit comes along and thinks the same. A badger promptly arrives after the rabbit and thinks the exact same. 4 seconds later they all get hit by a train.

Why did the 80 year old man lose his vision? Because he recently blew his head off.

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