why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

Q: What sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender? A: I don't know; I was too busy trying to find my camera.

Jack, John, Justin, Joseph and Jimmy walk into a bar. They order a pint of beer and start wondering what their names have in common.

what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

Why doesnt the chicken wear any pants? His pecker is on his head

Where's my tractor?

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

why did Susie cry? she got pecked in the face by a goose

What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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