What do you say when your hot chocolate is to hot? This hot chocolate is too hot.

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An Asian walks into a bar. He has a few drinks, but makes sure not to have to many. He then drives home safely, and enjoys a good nights rest.

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what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

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Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

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What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

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Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

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wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he!

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Ehh

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Whats really down a black hole? I don't know...The last person to go down one never came back because he died of AIDS.

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Whats blue and white and red all over? The American flag

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what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

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Dick Cheney That's the joke

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How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

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hey i just met you and this is crazy i have alzheimers hey i just met you

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Q: What is white, and comes out of a woman? A: No, milk you perve

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what's a snake that has no legs a snake

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You know what turns me on ....? TABLES!! You know what turns me on even more...? TABLES WITH CHAIRS!!!

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school homewrok

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Text this number just cuz 16305208722

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Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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