Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

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why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

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I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

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Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

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Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

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A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

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batman farted so hes retarded

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Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

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A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

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what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

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What is white, black and blue all over? A zebra that was assaulted by Chuck Norris.

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Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

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Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

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What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

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Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

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SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

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im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

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