- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

What did the world's greatest bowler say when he got a gutterball? "Spare me the irony!" Get it? It's because he's made of metal.

Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

Dolly Parton's bobbs are so fake that they both have silicone in them.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

What is white, black and blue all over? A zebra that was assaulted by Chuck Norris.

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

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