- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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hey i just met you and this is crazy i have alzheimers hey i just met you

what's a snake that has no legs a snake

Q: What is white, and comes out of a woman? A: No, milk you perve

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

Dick Cheney That's the joke

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

school homewrok

Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

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Whats really down a black hole? I don't know...The last person to go down one never came back because he died of AIDS.

You know what turns me on ....? TABLES!! You know what turns me on even more...? TABLES WITH CHAIRS!!!

Whats blue and white and red all over? The American flag

Text this number just cuz 16305208722

What do you call 10,000 lawyers jumping off a cliff? Mass suicide

What do you say when your hot chocolate is to hot? This hot chocolate is too hot.

Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

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