- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

A horse goes to the mall and when he is in the checkout line there is a man at the cash register the man at the cash register says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "hey buddy, watch it!!!!!!!"

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This joke is stupid, Chuck Testa.

A wife says to her husband "Everybody's coming over tonight, I want you to dress nice." *logically this cannot happen because there is no way that this couples residence can fit all 6 or so billion people in the world, nor would they want to.

Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

Q: what comes after 69? A: 70

Why doesn't Helen Keller know how to drive? because she's a woman.

Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

Why was the teenage girl bleeding from her vagina? Because I had shot her in her vagina with my gun earlier that day.

What did the elephant say to the zebra? Nothing, elephants can't talk.

What's sad about three black men in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? They were my friends.

If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, then they probably won't hear the lumberjack's cries for help either.

How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there. Not Mary!!

Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

What did the boy reading a book do? He finished the book and took it back to library.

Why can't Emily swing because she has no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Emily

Next season on teen moms, Justin Bieber tells her story.

what did the man say to the other man he bumped into? sorry. and they never saw eachother again

Why was Jimmy so bad at jumping rope? His father's car ran over an IED back in 2009. Jimmy had lost his legs in a tragic explosion.

Yo mama's so fat that she needs substantially larger clothes than most other people

Who gives a shit? Justin Beiber.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

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