What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

Dora the explorer went on an adventure. sadly, all of the animals in the forest, including boots the monkey and swiper the fox, kill her as a sacrifice to an unknown God

Did you fall from heaven? Because I seem to notice fractures to your knee, spine and a possible permanent risk of poor posture.

Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

Girl: What is your phone number? Guy: 1-800-Choke-Dat-Ho

Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

What did Reed read? A. Read?

When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

A cheetah walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve re cheetah, as cheetahs are an endangered species and does not want to risk the cheetah succumbing to alcohol poisoning.

Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

What do you call a chicken with the head of a shark? A genetic anomaly.

Q: you wanna hear a joke? A: yeah sure. Q: well im not gnna.

What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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