one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

One day a man was really horny and wanted to bang his wife that night, so he took soom horns and banged them against her skull until his wife bled to death. He was later sentenced for homocide and to this day has been in prison

What does A.D.D stand for? Attention deficit disorder

Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

Why did the pig cross the road? To chase after his adopted chicken.

Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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