what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

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what's a snake that has no legs a snake

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How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

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Dick Cheney That's the joke

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Ehh

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school homewrok

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Text this number just cuz 16305208722

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hey i just met you and this is crazy i have alzheimers hey i just met you

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Whats blue and white and red all over? The American flag

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

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Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he!

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Your mom is so nerdy that she probably went to college, got her degree, then found a very successful job in a field that she finds interesting.

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to compromise his health and career

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Q: What did the black man say to his Ex wife after she placed a restraining order on him? A: nothing, he was no longer allowed contact with her of any kind and thus could not converse with her

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Why can't black people swim? Because there are sharks in the lake.

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A shoemaker walks into a bar holding a shoebox with only one shoe inside. The bartender gives him a drink and asks "Say mister, why are you carrying that shoebox with one shoe?" The shoemaker says "Well sir, it's a long story." The bartender says "Okay, give me the short version." The shoemaker says "Okay, long story short, I'm not really a shoemaker." The bartender asks "Well buddy, what are ya?" The shoemaker gets up from his chair and says "I'm a guy missing shoe."

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What has four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs at night? An experimental animal mutilated then exposed to radiation.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room, he then relieves a nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with more information. Your wife died during the delivery.

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A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

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Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

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johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

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an american walks out of a strip club.

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Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

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