Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

JAmie stegman loves making love with his sister... he loves inbreeds so much

Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

A Sloth runs...

Hello.

What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

what did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, They just waved.

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Me, your friend George! You don't remember me! Oh. Sorry. I'm kidding. I'm a robber.

"Whats your favorite number?" "9." "Is it because thats your jersey number." "Thats my jersey number?"

how do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family

Knock Knock Sadly the old woman was death and didn't hear the door knock.

Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar.... Homosexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual pandas just have piece? Man 1: Were the hell did you come from? Homosexual Panda: My mother's uterus same as you, retard.

A White man, a Black man, and an Asian man go to Heaven. They were in a plane crash.

A deer looks at the ground and sees something strange. He wonders what it could be. A rabbit comes along and thinks the same. A badger promptly arrives after the rabbit and thinks the exact same. 4 seconds later they all get hit by a train.

I'm gay Mr Goodwin

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