- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

Dolly Parton's bobbs are so fake that they both have silicone in them.

What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley, I live next door.

Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

What did the world's greatest bowler say when he got a gutterball? "Spare me the irony!" Get it? It's because he's made of metal.

What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

What does A.D.D stand for? Attention deficit disorder

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