- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

What is white, black and blue all over? A zebra that was assaulted by Chuck Norris.

Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley, I live next door.

Dolly Parton's bobbs are so fake that they both have silicone in them.

What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

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