Knock knock knock OCD

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roses are red violets are blue i had sex with your dog

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THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

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How do you wake up lady Gaga? You poke her face

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Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

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Why did the clam not like to share? The deep sea is a competitive environment, where survival of the fittest is prominent.

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what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

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B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

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Q: why are black people good at basketball A: god you racist bastard

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What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A baseball, bat, and a glove.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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Why did the black man buy a gun? Because he and his family live in a dangerous neighborhood.

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Oh NOES! She does worry about me! YOU MUST APOLOGIZE! Relax, the body has two sources of happy drugs, one is the sweet calm stuff I am really bad at, and the other comes with adrenaline and stuff, the name of which I do not remember, both are important, but yeah, I am a thrill seeker, and when I do not find them, I make a thrill out of whatever I got, whatever that means.

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Yup, I mean we use all of your techniques and all things considered the messages end up looking pretty much the same, as if the same person had written them, Azure is named Carlos, and well, he is pretty much a computer wiz so you have nothing to worry about.

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when the zombie apocolypse comes what do you do? you die

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How do I make my penis 12 inches? Tug on it.

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Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

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I just found my mum has Alzheimer's, I hope it isn't contagious cause my mum has it too

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it was christmas and the kid waited all night. finally santa came.....

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how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

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Two muffins in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says nothing, because muffins cannot talk.

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Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!

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A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

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knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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