An Englishman, A Scotsman, a Welshman, an Australian, An American, A German, A Swede, A Kiwi, An Austrian, A Belgian, A Frenchman, A Chinese Guy, An Indian, A Turk, A Czech, A Canadaian, A Russian, A serbian, A Portuguese, A brazilian, An Argentine and a South African go in to a bar. The Security stops them and says "I'm sorry i can't let you in without a thai"

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guess what I'm going to Spain on my holidays

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Why had the father left his family. Because he was tired of dancing in a circle.

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Why does the man have mayonaise in his pants? A: I don't know, I was hoping you could tell me.

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The Juice where prosecuted by many time.

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what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

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what you get time to go with? - a clock

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What do you call a girl who can run faster than me? Virgin

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What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

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Yo momma's so fat that her weight is completely disproportional to the average weight of someone her age.

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yo momma is so ugly, she attempted to get plastic surgery and then died from the amount of blood loss she got when the surgeons realized her head was filled with tumors and they failed to extract them.

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Your mamas so poor she cant even afford to support a family

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Q: why did the plain crash A: the driver is a loaf of bread

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mmm i love marble bumhole

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A man comes home to find his wife sleeping with another woman. He molests them both.

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Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

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What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend? Homeless

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Why couldn't the grandma remember what she did last night? Because she has Alzeihmers and grandmas don't do anything.

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Why is this joke funny It isn't

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass...i lied about the wheels

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What's worse than putting stones in a blender? Putting a baby in a blender.

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well use a tissue!

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Why did the babysitter only get paid 50 cents for a whole day. Because he was a 6 foot mexican.

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And so he penguin said, The is my most casual outfit!" HAAAW

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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