i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

The diamond one below is hilarious.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

Why did the pig cross the road? To chase after his adopted chicken.

there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

What does A.D.D stand for? Attention deficit disorder

What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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