- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mothers so ugly that when memory sees her it says " Damn-it I hate my job!

i'm hard

Why do so many people like writting really bad anti jokes? Said Santa Claus

Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

What do you call your female dog? Your bitch

How many children does it take to kill a homocidal killer? None. Children should not attempt such a dangerous task.

there was a tv sitting on the side of the road.. person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

Justin with a hat.

Knock knock "Who's there?" "Would you mind turning your music down a bit please? I have reports to write."

Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

How does a printer work? You plug it in.

Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon.

What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

whats the best anti joke ever? mine you dipshit

What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

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