- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

What's wet and sticky? I don't know, glue or something.

whats the best joke ever? womens rights

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

Q: What's worse than getting hit by a bus? A: Herpes, AIDS, Diarrhea, Constipation, Castration, Super Herpes, or the song "Friday."

What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

What happens after you go to school? (you tell me, i'm only in 6th grade)

Q: Whats green and has wheels? A: Any form of motorized vehicle that is made for transportation and has a green paint scheme.

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

Q.What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.Finding seventeen worms in your apple.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

What is the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes you laugh and one is just a clown.

How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

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