Two women were sitting quietly.

He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

"Whats that boy? Timmy fell down the well??" Bout time

1: Knock Knock. 2: Who's there? 1: To. 2: To Who? 1: To whom.

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

A man comes into a bar. Wait, it's a horse. A man comes into a horse.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the paralympics? Walking.

boling water: why is it taking so long for you to get hard? egg: sorry, it's just because i recently got laid by a chick.

What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

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Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

Why did the deer cross the road? To cause the car crash that killed my father when i was just 15 years old.

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

Knock knock, COME IN!

whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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