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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

A baby seal walks into a club.

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

A guy walks into a bar with a Donkey and a jar full of pennies. He walks up to the bartender and orders ten shots of whiskey. He was found dead the next morning from erotic asphyxiation.

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

A man goes to the potty.

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

A jew walks into a bar He receives a phone call and promptly leaves

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

How do you make a sausage roll? Wrap some sausage meat in a pastry dough made of plain flour, water, salt and fat, and bake it in an oven.

What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

why did the kid stop eating his breakfast...two Penn state officials knocked at the door

Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

What is a quicker way to transfer money than electronic banking? Keeping it on one's person and getting mugged for it, or else handing it over in a mutual deal.

asians have slitted eyes lol

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