- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? What? I don't have a Corvette in my garage Wanna hear something gross? Sure. 1 at the bottom is still alive. Wanna hear something grosser? Yea. It's eating its way out

What did the retarded kid get for chrismas? Nothing the orphanage could not afford to give presents to all of the retarded children

Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley, I live next door.

Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

What is white, black and blue all over? A zebra that was assaulted by Chuck Norris.

if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

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