What did Adam Sandler get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

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What do you say if you wake up and see your television floating around at night? Say,"I should probably get to sleep. This is probably an effect of sleep deprivation."

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what do you call a mexican being baptized? a mexican becoming christian.

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what are the best kind of bees none they sting and hurt like hell

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Q. What's big, green, has four legs, fuzzy, and if fell out of a tree would kill you? A. A pool table

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Why don't birds cry when they get hurt, lose a loved one, or watch opera? How the f*** should I know.

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What has four legs one head but only one foot? A dog that was born with physical deformities.

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Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side XD

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Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

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why was the boy crying? cause an elephant tusked him up the ass

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The declaration of Independence was singed in? Pen.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because his hands were amputated.

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Of course, you have always found more joy in seeing others happy, that pursuing your own happiness.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Beacause the destination he was trying to reach was across this road Notice how he tried This is because he got hit by a car but know one cares for him

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Humpty the extreme sized grenade fell off the wall. The universe is now in little pathetic bits.

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What do you do when you have a baby and your being shot by a terrorist. You use the baby as a shield.

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Your momma is so hot your dad married her. She then slept around with other men. Your dad found out and now they're divorced.

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What did rangler get on anti joke? Thumbs down.

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Boy: Why'd the chicken cross the road Mom: I don't know go ask the chicken

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funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

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There is a tree. its still there. your still reading this, i dont know why, ok im getting sick of writing something that isnt even funny

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Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama all found a magical lamp. The Genie appeared and said, "I will grant one wish for all of you, and one wish only." Bill wished to become president. The other two thought that would be pretty cool and did the same. (ic3)

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whats the difference between a grape and an elephant? the grape is purple

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