- Anti Joke

What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

So Helen Keller walks into a bar...

How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

I like my women like I like my coffee. Hot, black, liquid, and in a cup.

What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

what goes round , and round , and croaks? a blender in a frog.

why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

A Mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man, because he was the designated driver for the night and was being helped by his good friend, Paco the Mexican, to quit his alcohol addiction. The AA meetings and rehab clininc were failing and he had lost his job. Jamaal, the black man, is now attending night school and holding down a part-time job at his local Baha Fresh. paco is very proud of him.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless he's a witch doctor, then you'll need an apple and some ayaheusca. The fractal dream will destroy time and space as consciousness returns upon itself at times end

Why couldn't the pirate boy see the movie? He was blind.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

Why did the girl eat a cookie? Because cookies are good.

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a rapist

Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

What has 17 eyes, 43 toes, 11 feet and, 9 heads? A 17 eyed- 43 toed- 11 footed- 9 headed monster.

whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

Knock knock, COME IN!

John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.