- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? If a wood chuck could chuck wood, it would depend on whether it wanted to or not. If it did want to, it could potentially chuck an infinite amount of wood in its lifetime

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

Little Jack Horner sat in a corner, Dead.

What is an Indian's favourite country? North Currya

There are 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving? The police.

What did the monkey say to the newlywed couple? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

What is red and has two legs? Half a cat.

When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in life's eyes. Then life won't trust you with lemons.

Mogok Papiti.

A leper sees that a woman has dropped a bag of groceries on the sidewalk. "Hey ma'am, can I give you a HAND?" asks the leper. "No thank you, sir. I can manage." replies the woman. "That's a relief," laughs the leper, shyly. "I am quite weak due to leprocy."

Why was Little Billy crying? He had cancer. Why was Little Sally crying? Little Billy's cancer was contagious.

9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

Theres a blonde and a brunette at a party. The redhead is left out because she has no soul.

Why was the wife disappointed in her husband? He hasn't been very talkative since the suicide.

Why did the mother stop breastfeeding her son? Because he was twenty five.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. You think they should have ducked?

A young baby died.

What did the grizzly bears have for lunch? Fish and tourists.

What's green fury has 4 legs, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you. A pool-table

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