- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

A man walked into a bar. He has been in a coma for six weeks now.

What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

If Jewish men light a menorah during Hanukkah, what do Jewish women light? Jewish women light a menorah as well; Judaism is a relatively fair religion to both sexes.

Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

whats the best anti joke ever? mine you dipshit

what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

How does a printer work? You plug it in.

How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender gives him a drink. The man walks out of the bar. He drives home and slaps his wife. Alcohol is destroying his marriage.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon.

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having a giant, angry ape on steroids rip your heart out and eat it before your eyes as you painfully die from the unbearable pain and rapid blood loss.

why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

Don't you hate when you finger your belly button and your nipples exploed?

What do you call a lepucaun leaping in a feild of flowers, on christmas? Ground beef.

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