Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

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Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

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Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

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How does a printer work? You plug it in.

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A man walked into a bar. He has been in a coma for six weeks now.

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

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A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

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What do you call a lepucaun leaping in a feild of flowers, on christmas? Ground beef.

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Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

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PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

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Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

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Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. She didn't. She's still in the kitchen because I beat her if she's not cooking or cleaning.

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what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

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What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

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Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

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How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

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What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

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Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

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Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

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Rsoes are geern Voielts are ornage I'm colorbilnd and Dixlesic.

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What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm sorry to say it but i hate you

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How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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