- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would you do if I ripped your face off? Bleed to death.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

What is 1 + 1 equal to? 2, because if you have one orange and if you add another orange, you will have 2 oranges, therefore 1 plus 1 is 2.

The new Minons film reminds me of most foreign films.. You can't undertand a fucking word they say and they're all yellow

A baby seal walks into a club.

What does the lifeguard do on his free time? Ejaculate.

My name is Will I am a real homosexual

James walks into a room he then leaves as the room is full of hot women but he does not find them attractive as he has a girlfriend and is also bisexual.

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

A kid walks into a ctholic school and asks about the therory of evolution.

Your momma's so fat: She fears a lower life expectancy and consequently not seeing her grandchildren grow up.

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

What do you tell your friend who has been cheating on his wife? You're a terrible human being, and she deserves better!

Why did john have to have back surgery He needed his back "screwed" up

Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

Why did the girl eat a cookie? Because cookies are good.

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