- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

Mooses

Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

Who is the greatest cook ever? Adolof Hitler

Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

knock knock Whos there? (the boy who knocked proceeds to run away with laughter)

Whats worse than having a parking cone rammed up your ass? Realizing that a big orange cone is up your ass.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

Why can't bob fix it? I through a frige at him.he died.

Knock knock "Who's there?" "Would you mind turning your music down a bit please? I have reports to write."

so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

i wonder who made this website? a human

Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

Vagina cream... end of story

A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

Why did octopus cross the road? Because the road was underwater

Why did the police officer decide to eat a donut? Because he was slightly hungry, but a meal seemed too much for him.

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