- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To cause global mayhem.

i'm hard

What do you do with a Jewish kid with add( attention deficits disorder)? Send him to a concentration camp

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

what Did The Cow Say To The Chicken, Moo

How many children does it take to kill a homocidal killer? None. Children should not attempt such a dangerous task.

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

what did the blind man get for christmas? Cancer.....

Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

Who is yellow and cant drive straight. A man dying of lukemia

Why do so many people like writting really bad anti jokes? Said Santa Claus

there was a tv sitting on the side of the road.. person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

Your'e probably not going to laugh at this joke, it wasn't made to be funny

Knock knock "Who's there?" "Would you mind turning your music down a bit please? I have reports to write."

What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

Your mothers so ugly that when memory sees her it says " Damn-it I hate my job!

What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

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