How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

whats the biggest ever snake found ? i dont know i dont study snakes :O

Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

Sarah Palin's political campaign

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

What did the Nazi solider receive on his birthday? A bayonet up his ass.

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

How do you get a bent nail out of a board? You carefully pry it out with the back of the hammer.

So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

how do you win a game try your best

"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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