- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

Nick Demarco got butt due to the high number of females in his apartment

Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

What do you call a muslim flying a plane> .....a pilot

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

How does a black guy die? Unknown

Cheese

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

I took my sick iguana to the Vet. He said why did you bring him to me, a former soldier?

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

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