What's worse than hitting your funny bone on a chair............... Hearing one person say "its friday" then realizing that you are now singing

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NeroChan, I have said nothing to you, that you have not taught me, if nothing else you have indirectly inspired yourself, you will get back on your feet, you just need to take one step at the time, I know how ambitious you are, but you always focused on helping others, hiding, seeing yourself as a sinking ship, trying to help as many as possible before you pass away. We can work trough this together, it is easy to figure out that you are trying to protect others from what you feel that you have become, something that cannot be repaired, something that was never meant to be fixed, but to be used until it had no more to give.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

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What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

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What time is it? 2:47 PM.

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Who is Dank? A: Billal

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Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

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Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

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Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

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Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

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A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

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Q: Whats 5+5 A:10

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What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

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What did one prostitute say to the other prostitute? I'm dying of AIDS

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Why did Susie fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Why did Susie drown? Because she fell in a puddle. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzy!

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Do not use your phone, I repeat DO NOT USE YOUR PHONE, at this point we do not know enough, as for this kid, he is about two minutes from getting his ass locked in a nice prison, I told them he does not know anything, and I will make sure he does not squeal, you should be good, even if I got to take care of him.

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There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

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What do you call a mexican man with a rubber toe? Ruberto.

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a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

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Roses are red Violets are blue I was diagnosed as criminally insane Wanna be my friend?

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Penis

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A guy walks into a doughnut shop and says "I'll have a small coffee and a doughnut." The shop keeper says, "I'm sorry we ran out of coffee." The guy says, "All right I'll just have coffee than"

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I saw a shooting star. It shot me.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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