- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Whats your favorite number?" "9." "Is it because thats your jersey number." "Thats my jersey number?"

Why did the baby cross the road? he was taped to the chicken

A blonde was told to go to the into the nearby swimming pool and sniff the Scratch-and-Sniff sticker on the bottom. Once at the bottom, she quickly realized that it was not a good idea and swam back to the surface.

What starts with F and ends in UCK? Firetruck. What starts with P and ends in ORN? Popcorn. What starts with S and ends in HIT? Shit.

A man walks into a bar And compliments the bartender for his great service

why did the doctor go to jail? he was found guilty of the murder and rape of a 6 year old boy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

What would u like to drink?

Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza is an Italian food and a jew is a human that practices the Jewish faith

What do you call a fat man who can turn slim? I don't know

Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

Knock Knock! Who is there? A 6ft tall black man who recently escaped prison that is requesting asylum in your lovely mansion. sounds legit.

What do you get when you cross a cat with a fish? A dead fish.

I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

What did John's girlfriend get him for their 5 year anniversary? Proactive because his acne bothers her.

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