- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

What do you call a muslim flying a plane> .....a pilot

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

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so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

How do you make a small child cry? You cut off his fingers..

Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

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