What's the difference between a blonde and a microwave? If you don't know the difference you need a psychiatrist.

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I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

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What do you call a yelling, enraged Asian man? A fucking asshole.

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What's funny about your mom? Nothing, she died three weeks ago.

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Why didn't the plane crash... because of the wight male piloting it

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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good pick up line hey baby have u seen my heart cuz i think you stole it

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What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

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So a boy walks into a bar. He broke his arm and now is severly crippled

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I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

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NEVER

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Ha ha. You've wasted your life, sucker!

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There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

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What's the difference between 50 dead babies and a three-course meal? One of them can feed me for a day and the other is a three-course meal.

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Why did the chicken Cross the road? Because a Blackman was chasing his dinner

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Why did the girl cry? i took her happy meal.

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Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

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Why was Dr Who unable to travel back in time using the TARDIS? Because it's just a television prop. It isn't a real time machine.

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What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

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knock knock? whos there? danielle danielle who? danielle the liar...hehe

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what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

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what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

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Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

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What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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