Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

Roses are red, Viiolets are blue, Get in the gas chamber, You dirty Jew.

what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

What is black and white and can't fit through a revolving door? A nun with a harpoon through her back.

how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

A russian gives away vodka.

Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

A sober Irish individual.

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