- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

What do your friends have in common with a tree? They both fall down when you hit them multiple time with an axe

why was justin sad? his family was murdered

What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

What's worse than getting your dog neutered? You being the dog.

A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

What's the coolest place to be in the solar system? Uranus.

Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Assosiation.

Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

Why did the man fall off his bike? He ran into a pile of dead babies.

Feminine hygiene jokes aren't funny. Period

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

Why do deer have horns? Because god made them that way.

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