- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how does a a fat person dance? with his feet

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Not Suzy" "Why?" "Because she has no arms"

Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Q. Where do all funny jokes come from? A. The people who made them up

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

How did the man lose his arm? beacuse of the five year old with a knife obsesion standing right beind you at this minute...

what is the best way to start a car? put in the key and turn it.

WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

knock knock who's there greg greg who greg is crying because his grandma dementia made her forgot all about him

A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

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