Josh Brown loved coressing his mums doodle at night.

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Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

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What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

YOUR MUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

What do you call Bob if he gets a nose ring? Bob

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

What page are you on The gay page.

My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

What's green and black? Grass with wheels.

Whats worse than standing on lego? Rebecca black. whats worse than Rebecca Black? Justin Bieber. Whats worse than justin Bieber? Standing on a baby that isnt yours.

why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was very hungrey and saw some seed on the other side.

How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

what is green and red and goes 100 miles per hour? frog in a blender

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