Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I HAVE AIDS NOW YOU DO TOO

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Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

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Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

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Hey babe, do you like going to sleep without shoes on? Because most people find it more comforting to remove footwear in order to rest and relax peacefully during bedtime.

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Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

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Faithful men.

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What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

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Why was a black man in a police car? He is a police officer.

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What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

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a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

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How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

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Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

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according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

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a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

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What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

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What did the Elephant say the other Elephant? We do not know. Their vocalization is still a mystery to us.

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What's white and is your slave? Your computer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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