- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

How do you make a small child cry? You cut off his fingers..

If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

Cheese

what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

Knock Knock, Who's there? The Postman. But I wasn't expecting a parcel. Is it for 37? No, Sorry, its for 35.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??